What you need is a different kind of 12-step program. The first step is always to admit you have a problem so stand up and say “Hi my name is ____. I’m a Cancer and a lovaholic.” This week it’s important that you don’t let Love cloud your vision or chances are good you’ll make a bad decision!
LEO (JULY 23 – AUG. 22)
You’re the Queen-King of the jungle and as any member of royalty can attest your subjects don’t always think your ideas are the best. Well that’s just tough tamales ain’t it? If you don’t like somethin’ you can change it. This week ignore any and all opposition if you truly make an honest and fair decision!
VIRGO (AUG. 23 – SEPT. 22)
Don’t be so hasty to say “see ya” to what seems like a crazy idea. It’s crazy all right. Crazy like a fox — this could break you outta your self-imposed box! You’ve got nothin’ to lose and a lot to win so why not let the games begin? There ain’t no better time to take a crack than now while the wind’s at your back!
LIBRA (SEPT. 23 – OCT. 22)
This week what’ll at first seem pretty crappy’ll end up makin’ you very happy. That’s why you might wanna hold off on drastic action — you’ll only end up havin’ to make a retraction when things actually turn out to your great satisfaction. Wait for the dust to settle before you do anything that’ll require you to backpedal!
SCORPIO (OCT. 23 – NOV. 21)
Lookin’ for a li’l strategic jewel? This week it’s better to play the fool. In fact flagrant folly’ll be your best friend by golly! Brag about bein’ a buffoon natter on about bein’ a nut cackle about bein’ crazy in copious amounts but remember — you’re an iceberg. It’s what they can’t see that really counts!
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22 – DEC. 21)
Looks like you’ve got the cosmic equivalent of writer’s block. Well don’t fret ’cause there’s hope yet. Startin’ Monday you’ll be amazed at the results you’ll see if you release your creativity from captivity. If you give your imagination the free rein it deserves it’ll maximize the potential of your brain’s reserves!
CAPRICORN (DEC. 22 – JAN. 19)
This weekend it’s better for you to keep to yourself ’cause the way things are goin’ you’re gonna hurt someone else. You’ll get so caught up in pursuin’ success that you’ll create an ensuin’ mess by either bein’ too greedy or by ventin’ your stress. Time to check your ambition before puttin’ yourself in a bad position!
AQUARIUS (JAN. 20 – FEB. 18)
Before you consider your life as a curse remember that even if it’s bad it coulda been worse. It’s amazin’ how good lookin’ your life can be if you see it with a bit o’ relativity. It ain’t the changes you’re goin’ through that cause you discomfort and strife it’s your lack of acceptance and your outlook on life!
PISCES (FEB. 19 – MARCH 20)
There’s generally two things that can happen to a fish outta water. The first is that you’ll flip ’n’ flop around on the ground flappin’ your gills makin’ grim gaspin’ sounds while fightin’ for oxygen. The other is that you won’t let the fact you’ve got gills box you in and you’ll let the process of evolution begin!
ARIES (MARCH 21 – APRIL 19)
This week it’ll seem like you’re bogged down in mire and that the Universe itself is tryin’ to extinguish your fire. Well you’ve definitely hit a rough patch on your path but it don’t mean you’ve incurred the Cosmos’ wrath. All you’ve gotta do is keep sloggin’ through and the way’ll soon clear up for you!
TAURUS (APRIL 20 – MAY 20)
Here’s the deal Ferdinand: the longer you sit there sniffin’ flowers the faster you diminish your powers. You need to use ’em or lose ’em and they’ve been dormant too long so now’s the time to start makin’ ’em strong. This week if you take any opportunity that arises you’ll not only get strength but also some pleasant surprises!
GEMINI (MAY 21 – JUNE 20)
At the start of the week it’s imperative for you to stand your ground and not let anybody push you around. For that matter don’t let ’em pull you either. You know exactly what you need to do so don’t let anyone manipulate you into not carryin’ through just ’cause they’re offerin’ other opportunities to you!
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