GEMINI (MAY 21 – JUNE 20)
Don’t think you’re safe just ’cause you’ve recently set yourself up sweetly. Success can insulate you from adversity but it don’t beat a good ol’-fashioned payoff. Better give it up this weekend whether it’s community service hush money charitable donations or protection payola. If not get ready to be shook down for all you’ve got!
CANCER (JUNE 21 – JULY 22)
Happiness’ll turn to crappiness next week if you insist on turnin’ both cheeks. After that what’s next? Bend over and give ’em two more? Sometimes you have to admit no amount of nurturing can change the nature of a snake… so draw the line or they’ll continue to take take take!
LEO (JULY 23 – AUG. 22)
No matter how upsetting your past may be you have to put it behind you to come up with a plan for peace. You can’t do that when your mind is still clouded by painful memories from the past. Once you start to clear all that crud away the task’ll get easier every day!
VIRGO (AUG. 23 – SEPT. 22)
Success often has the dreamlike quality of a shadow puppet play. Problem is when you look real close you can see the strings. Look even closer and you’ll see some attached to you. Wouldn’t it be a good idea to learn how to walk on your own before someone decides to cut ’em? Hey if that blockhead Pinnochio can do it surely you can too!
LIBRA (SEPT. 23 – OCT. 22) OK you’ve gotta back up a bit and take a breather. You’re about to go blazin’ into battle here and if you wanna win you’ve gotta have your wits about you and be very aware of your surroundings. Above all remember your mean side that you try to shield is your best bud on the battlefield!
SCORPIO (OCT. 23 – NOV. 21)
There’s a lot of pleasure in the simplicity of a practical existence. Doin’ what’s supposed to be done when it’s supposed to be done is all fine and dandy but it’s like walkin’ into a cornerstore and not gettin’ candy. Sometimes you just need that extra sweetness so do something silly before you go stir crazy!
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22 – DEC. 21)
Thanks to a visit from the full moon in your sign your wait’s finally over and you’re rollin’ in clover. Something lucky’s gonna happen to you this weekend and whatever it is don’t let it slip through your fingers. The more you appreciate it the longer success is likely to linger!
CAPRICORN (DEC. 22 – JAN. 19)
Bein’ an Earth sign you’re bound to be practical and with economic pressures breathin’ down your neck you’re gettin’ tactical as heck. Well don’t you worry too much about it. It’s one thing to be scared and another to be prepared and despite your mental chatter you’re closer to the latter!
AQUARIUS (JAN. 20 – FEB. 18)
You may be thinkin’ you’ve got a peaceful agreement with that powerful person but thinkin’ is about the extent of it. They’re just puttin’ on a front and they’ve got you eatin’ outta the palm of their hand. Seek some assistance elsewhere before they squeeze it shut and you find you’re stuck there!
PISCES (FEB. 19 – MARCH 20)
Whatever you’ve been puttin’ off it’s time to take it up again. Just ’cause you’re concerned about the consequences of change is no reason to refuse this secret passion of yours. Unsheath that sword ’cause followin’ your impulses’ll bring you great rewards!
ARIES (MARCH 21 – APRIL 19)
Your firm foundations are going to be rocked by a big change this week and although it will shake you up it’s no real reason to freak. Especially when you know you can climb any peak no matter how perilous it may be. This bump’s just another to beat as you shall soon see!
TAURUS (APRIL 20 – MAY 20)
Sure you’ve done a lot for the team and you’ve got everybody’s best interests in mind. It still doesn’t mean you’re the boss of them. In fact there’s always someone higher up than you and if they find out you’re usurping their power you don’t wanna know what they’d do. Mind your own before they mind you.
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