GEMINI (MAY 21 – JUNE 20)
OK smarty-pants. You’ve worked hard to get everything you’ve ever wanted but you still feel as if something’s missin’. Whatever could fill this spiritual void you’re experiencin’? Even though they’re wrinkled and smell funny ask one of your elders. They’ve been through it before and’ll be happy to tell you the score!
CANCER (JUNE 21 – JULY 22)
Be ready to juggle a bunch of balls when some plain ol’ dumb luck comes your way this week. Just because this one is sparklin’ new don’t mean the old ones are through. If success is what you’re after you’re gonna need all the balls you’ve got to carry out your devious plot!
LEO (JULY 23 – AUG. 22)
Although you feel like your powers have risen avoid makin’ rash decisions. While there’s almost nothin’ you cat people like to do better than pounce on and play with your prey you gotta be careful the next couple of days. Especially when you realize that they’re just playin’ possum and the power they hold is actually awesome!
VIRGO (AUG. 23 – SEPT. 22)
With the moon hangin’ around all weekend in your sign you can just relax and have yourself a good time. No need to feel guilty about it either especially since you’ve been workin’ your ass off and you’ve been as honest as Beaver Cleaver. Just remember come Monday to end ’er or the definition changes from "good weekend" to "bender."
LIBRA (SEPT. 23 – OCT. 22)
As much of a relationship person as you are this week in that field you won’t get very far. Although you’re usually eager to please come Monday there’s no way you should get down on your knees. This is one of the very few times where you’ll want to be totally selfish and that’s perfectly fine!
SCORPIO (OCT. 23 – NOV. 21)
Bein’ the sign associated with death and rebirth you know things don’t last long so you’ve gotta squeeze out all they’re worth. Same with this relationship. It ain’t gonna last but if you still put your all into it you’ll both have a blast!
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22 – DEC. 21)
There’s some pretty big shake-ups goin’ on in the power structures around you and because of it people are startin’ to hound you. Rightly or not they perceive you as a threat but there is a way you can throw ’em off your scent: act like a fool so they won’t take you seriously until you actually start your rule!
CAPRICORN (DEC. 22 – JAN. 19)
Keep your eyes open caps. Your success this week centres on your ability to see who holds the power and pitchin’ ’em this plea: "Oh great and wondrous big shot please give me a crack! I know all the angles and I’ll always have your back!"
AQUARIUS (JAN. 20 – FEB. 18)
You’re a highly impulsive human but a fleeting feeling ain’t gonna fulfil your whole entire life. That’s why a relationship built on nothin’ but lust is destined to end up as dust. Work on the friendship first or over the long run you can expect the worst!
PISCES (FEB. 19 – MARCH 20)
All this waitin’ for somethin’ to happen feels like it’s drivin’ you nuts when really you already are. And if that’s the case then waitin’ ain’t really that much of a thang is it? In fact the less you think about it the less it’ll bug you. Just let the universe take its sweet time and if you have some fun while you wait you’ll feel fine!
ARIES (MARCH 21 – APRIL 19)
As you take a step into your future this week it’ll be a bit frightenin’ but don’t let yourself freak. Sure things are gonna be downright unrecognizable and your obstacles’ll be sizable but if your heart’s bigger yet there won’t be any threat. Spread your friendly fire and those around you’ll raise you higher!
TAURUS (APRIL 20 – MAY 20)
Well lately you’ve wasted a lot of time and each little second has cost you a dime. Now you’re no stranger to hard work but if someone else put you in this position you’d call ’em a jerk. ’Cept this time you did it to yourself and now you’ve got to deal with the consequences — so get out there and start mendin’ your fences.
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