CRUISIN’ THE COSMOS THE KID
PISCES (FEB. 19 – MARCH 20)
It ain’t easy doin’ the right thing all of the time. In fact it’s a whole lotta work. On the other hand you could rob stores and steal from your neighbours. However since you water signs are only too well aware of the ripples that arise from one’s actions when times get tough you choose to tough it out!
ARIES (MARCH 21 – APRIL 19)
What a rip job! Just when you were wallowing in self pity (like really gettin’ on a roll there) you had to go and see the light! You didn’t even have to suffer through the standard sulk period before findin’ peace with yourself. Hmmm. Perhaps someday you’ll share your secret with the rest of us?
TAURUS (APRIL 20 – MAY 20)
Don’t waste time and money on big guns and bigger walls when no matter what you do it’ll still end in a draw. “Yeah sure” you say. “Then how did we beat the Commies?” Granted the technique works if you have a few trillion bucks in your treasury but what did it say last time when you looked at your pay stub? Sometimes it’s well worth it just to walk away.
GEMINI (MAY 21 – JUNE 20)
It’s bad enough that you can usually sweet talk your way into anything you want but this week — wowzers! You’re gonna be able to work it like never before! You could decimate dozens with your dazzlin’ darlingness and not be denied. Keep in mind that although the gods may be on your side if you get too big for your britches you’re gonna get fried!
CANCER (JUNE 21 – JULY 22)
Well expect things to be wrapped up by the week’s end. You won’t have any worries about lookin’ back on it later in life because frankly you feel fulfilled. After all whether you realize it or not you did get exactly what you wanted!
LEO (JULY 23 – AUG. 22)
L stands for lion loyal lawful large laudable learned level-headed leader legitimate and Leo. It also stands for lapsed lecherous loafing libertine loaded and loose — all of which you’ll be for at least part of the weekend. Look out world!
VIRGO (AUG. 23 – SEPT. 22)
It’s Monday. You look at the clock and suddenly start to itch. You scratch a bit but can’t find it. You think you’re pretty content with the way things are but damn it just doesn’t seem to be goin’ anywhere and the itch comes back. You figure there’s a whole universe out there and you’ll wait for something to happen. The itch gets worse. Maybe the universe is waitin’ for you to happen!
LIBRA (SEPT. 23 – OCT. 22)
Next week is your chance to really prove you’re not only the boss of balance and the captain of compromise but also the genie of justice. Forgin’ a truce this week will not only fill your palms with the dead prime ministers you seek you’ll also be so full of happiness you may bust a leak!
SCORPIO (OCT. 23 – NOV. 21)
To say this is gonna be a big week for you would be the understatement of the year (well the year so far anyway). You’ll soar on the wings of inspiration as you embark on the act of creation. Just remember that you’re doin’ the creatin’ here and like all gods you realize that sometimes you’ve gotta thin the herd or the damn critters’ll overrun the place!
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22 – DEC. 21)
Cut the crap and get down to brass tacks brothers and sisters. Forget the frills and focus on forgin’ ahead. You’re gonna need all the strength you can get to get what you want so be smart and start savin’ it now. You’ll need to cash it in soon and how!
CAPRICORN (DEC. 22 – JAN. 19)
When it comes down to the crunch (which it will this weekend) you’d do well to remember you can get wealthy by being devious shifty and cunning. But by being persistent calm and generous you’ll get lucky. And luck like love just can’t be bought — and its fire is twice as hot!
AQUARIUS (JAN. 20 – FEB. 18)
You sense something’s wrong this weekend and it’ll wrack your nerves until you explode sending searing hot shrapnel shootin’ off in all directions. Worse you walk off without even helpin’ anyone wrap their wounds. Are you tryin’ to ruin your rep as a wonderful person? Clean up behind you or your profile’ll worsen!
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