ARIES (MARCH 21 — APRIL 19) Kickin’ off another year is a killer time to reconsider all you hold dear. It’s a fact something you hold is actually holdin’ you back and now’s the time to give it the sack. It’s suckin’ up energy you should put into tendin’ your field and that’ll only end up decreasin’ your yield!
TAURUS (APRIL 20 — MAY 20) To be ready for this season’s racin’ your hot rod needs major modifications. Okay maybe you’ll really need a complete overhaul to compete at all. Good news is if you lock yourself away in your shop this week you’ll tinker with your timing ’til your performance is at its peak!
GEMINI (MAY 21 — JUNE 20) Losers see losin’ as the end. Winners see losin’ as their friend. They don’t get depressed when they learn why they failed the test so they can improve until their game is their best. Fix it now you know what’s wrong and you’ll get your chance to win again before too long!
CANCER (JUNE 21 — JULY 22) Van Gogh’s art wasn’t worth a dime ’til he was dead but that’s not something you should dread. Separate commerce from art in your head and you’ll be all right ’cause when they stay in their own corners they don’t fight. Remember one’s done for love the other to maintain the roof above!
LEO (JULY 23 — AUG. 22) This week success is a gazelle and you can smell victory as it flees but it ain’t gonna get away this time no siree. That’s ’cause you’ve never felt so alive and you’ll have no problem puttin’ it in overdrive and runnin’ it down. Besides you’ve got your pride to think of so you’re not foolin’ around!
VIRGO (AUG. 23 — SEPT. 22) You may have a generous heart but this week play it smart. Sometimes wearin’ your heart on your sleeve’ll make you an attractive target for evil. That’s ’cause it uses your kindness against you and manipulates you to do what it wants you to. Be wary of those who make friends just so that you’ll serve their ends!
LIBRA (SEPT. 23 — OCT. 22) Sometimes when the goin’ gets tough the tough get goin’ — out the door. They know there ain’t no point wastin’ resources on a war they see no good reason for. They save their strength for a battle that matters instead of lettin’ trivial traps tear ’em to tatters. Fight the good fight with all of your might but walk away if the cause isn’t right!
SCORPIO (OCT. 23 — NOV. 21) Fortune ain’t a faceless force of the universe it’s all the folks who wish you better and not worse. That’s why the best way to increase the good luck you obtain is to increase the friends you attain. This week the more you open up doors more good luck will be yours!
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22 — DEC. 21) If life was a college this would be mid-terms and you’ll soon be tested in your knowledge. First you have papers to finish and their grades’ll diminish from As to Cs if you fail to dot your I’s and cross all your T’s. This week don’t take a beatin’ — before handin’ anything in do a double proof readin’!
CAPRICORN (DEC. 22 — JAN. 19) The game’s changed and you need a new strategy so take time to map out and foresee any possible eventuality. This game’s as complex as chess and a wrong openin’ move’ll get you in a mess. The more time you take now to get prepared the less chance you’ll make that dumb move just ’cause you’re scared!
AQUARIUS (JAN. 20 — FEB. 18) If you only think about your professional success you’ll deteriorate into an emotional mess. No matter how good you are at what you do it don’t mean much if you have no friends to share your success with you. Remember the true definition of richness and wealth is measured by the friends you have and your health!
PISCES (FEB. 19 — MARCH 20) Sick of sayin’ “coulda” “shoulda” and “woulda” like some kid? Wouldn’t you like to use “did”? Okay then how about now? Instead of lettin’ chances pass and then later thinkin’ you blew it why not say “screw it” and have a gas just doin’ it? Especially when this week you’ll have the courage to go through with it!
