Thursday: Don’t. Stay the fuck home.
Friday: Don’t. Stay the fuck home.
Saturday: Don’t. No. Seriously. Stay the fuck home.
Sunday: Not even kidding. Don’t. Stay the fuck home.
Monday: Seriously. Don’t. Stay the fuck home.
Tuesday: Honestly, you’ll be fine. Just. Don’t. Stay the fuck home.
Wednesday: And finally. Don’t. Stay the fuck home.
