VIRGO (Aug. 23 – Sept. 22)
This week the stars say you’ll have a heckuva hankerin’ to get into some hanky-panky that could cause your bum to get spankied. At first appearance it may not seem so severe but you better be careful and cover your rear. You’ll be fine if you get your work done and don’t let nobody talk you into the wrong kinda fun!
LIBRA (Sept. 23 – Oct. 22)
Don’t be blue ’cause you think bucks are avoidin’ you. It’s like you’re at a party and money’s minglin’ with all the other guests but has been checkin’ you out from across the room more than the rest. If you walk away from the wingding early you’ll walk alone but if you stick it out to the end money’ll accompany you home!
SCORPIO (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21)
Karma’s been reviewin’ your case file for the last couple o’ weeks and we’re talkin’ serious attention not cursory peeks. Its conclusion? You need a break kid! Before this weekend karma’ll take off the lid from the cosmic cookie jar. Grab as many goodies as you think you deserve for gettin’ this far!
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22 – Dec. 21)
You’re philosophical enough to see the advantage in a compromise but that don’t mean you can be comfortable livin’ a lie. When you know what you want you know what you want and when it ain’t that way at all a truce is no use. This weekend make sure you’re drivin’ the engine not ridin’ the caboose!
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 – Jan. 19)
Sometimes when you keep gettin’ bucked off the bronc you’d be better off on the back of a burro. This week’s one of ’em. It may not be the rip-snortin’ stallion you’d prefer to be sportin’ but that’s not really what’s most important. What is though is havin’ a mode of transportin’ yourself wherever you wanna go!
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18)
Odds are that if you were circus folk you wouldn’t be a knife-thrower or a fire-eater and probably not lion-tamer nor freak. No you’d either be a juggler or a clown amusin’ the audience with your wacky antics. But why not be both? This week you’ll go far by addin’ one of your natural talents to your repertoire!
PISCES (Feb. 19 – March 20)
When it comes to attraction and matters of the heart this week your best bet’s to play it cool from the start. Sometimes fish can get too easily excited and when someone lays the bait they immediately bite it. The food part’s nice but the hook’s pretty wack. This time don’t give more than you’re gonna get back!
ARIES (March 21 – April 19)
Worried about your life fallin’ apart if you just get up and wildly follow your heart? Feelin’ a bit of guilt ’cause nothin’ concrete is bein’ built? Well don’t bother sisters and brothers. This week you’ll be influenced by one who’ll show you that if you just get up and go you’ll get the success the universe owes you.
TAURUS (April 20 – May 20)
Sometimes you just have to accept defeat ’cause although you might feel like you’ve lost the long-term benefits outweigh this short-term cost. It ain’t worth winnin’ if it ain’t by the rules and nobody respects someone who plays dirty pool. If you’re cheatin’ this week to get what you want those actions are gonna come back to haunt!
GEMINI (May 21 – June 20)
Good news/bad news. This week somebody’s gonna put the super back into your freak. Of course you’re aware of the havoc this’ll wreak but how can it be helped when your powers are at a peak? You may as well go ahead and finish what you’ve already started even if it means someone ends up broken-hearted.
CANCER (June 21 – July 22)
The question your mother would ask you right now is “if everyone else jumped off a bridge would you?” No matter how tempted you might be to take the plunge it’s a long way down to a shallow bottom oozin’ with grime and grunge. This week you’ll get in trouble again if you don’t use a little self-discipline!
LEO (July 23 – Aug. 22)
Leo you is a fire sign. You can’t just sit around and wait for somethin’ to happen. You’re at the top of the food chain a mover and shaker the kings and queens of the jungle for cryin’ out loud. You make things happen you don’t just let ’em happen to you. This week in particular that’s especially true!
You can contact The Kid at cruisinthecosmos@hotmail.com.
