SCORPIO (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21)
You’ve done a dang good job jugglin’ duties over the last li’l while so you deserve a big smile. That’s why this week the cosmos is sendin’ you a sackful o’ delights. Be careful though. Once you start takin’ bites you may not stop. Don’t indulge yourself all the way to the bottom of the bag!
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22 – Dec. 21)
Opposites attract it’s a fact and now you’re smack dab in the middle of that timeless riddle — what do you do when it happens to you? Well it makes perfect sense you’d want someone who complements your talents. It only makes you stronger. If what you ain’t good at they are and it’s vicey-versey then you’re in biz!
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 – Jan. 19)
All you goats can go ahead and get your ya-yas out over the next two weeks without worryin’ about whether or not it’s the right thing to do. Just look at it like it’s a karmic vacation for you. Sure at the end of it you’ll have to go back to work but for the next 14 days there ain’t much you can’t shirk!
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18)
The longer you’re hot under the collar the more likely it is that when you holler it’ll come out as an ear-piercin’ scream that’ll burn someone nearby ’cause you waited too long to let out some steam. That’s why this week when you can’t let somethin’ ride you’re better off spoutin’ off not bottlin’ it all up inside!
PISCES (Feb. 19 – March 20)
Pisces is the sign of spiritual transformation and there’s no mistakin’ you’re at your peak when you’re challenge-embracin’. That’s why soon when this particular contest is complete you’ve gotta fight the urge to rest your laurels on this feat. The first thing you need to do is find yet another test to beat!
ARIES (March 21 – April 19)
Normally you rams try to follow every impulse you can but at this point in time that ain’t the best plan. Things have changed in more ways than one and now there’s certain things that need to be done whether or not you think they’re fun. Most important is coverin’ your ass ’cause you can’t always tell what will come to pass!
TAURUS (April 20 – May 20)
You’ve done a wonderful job holdin’ down the fort but it makes you as excitin’ as a narcoleptic who’s OD’d on St. John’s Wort. All work and no play makes a dull Jack. You can’t take it with you and you don’t get time spent back. This week spend a li’l less of it thinkin’ ’bout bills and a li’l more chasin’ some thrills!
GEMINI (May 21 – June 20)
Mercury was the fleet-footed feather-ankled FedEx of the Gods ferryin’ messages from deity to deity. Maybe that’s how you oughtta be — movin’ around from place to place at a brisk pace might increase your chances of winnin’ the rat race. The best way to get satisfaction in biz is to be where all the action is!
CANCER (June 21 – July 22)
Whichever authority you get your info from has a vested interest in keepin’ you dumb. Maybe it’s ’cause they want your money or an ego boost but the less truth you know the more they rule the roost. This week don’t place your blind faith in what someone else says in case it’s misinformation!
LEO (July 23 – Aug. 22)
You can expect a li’l turbulence over the next few days but you shouldn’t be so shook up that you’ll be left in a daze. In fact if you just focus your attention on the business at hand you won’t notice anything until you land. You’re always flyin’ friendly skies as long as you keep your eye on the prize!
VIRGO (Aug. 23 – Sept. 22)
Who says morals ain’t got no value? You’re livin’ proof of how followin’ one’s moral code makes it easier in the long run for ’em to walk down the road. Right now you’ve accumulated so much honour on your side that even if you were defeated it couldn’t dent your pride. It also makes it harder for you to be denied!
LIBRA (Sept. 23 – Oct. 22)
What you’re gettin’ right now is like a cupcake without icing — it’s yummy but not quite perfect. Now bein’ a Libra you’ll happily eat it that way. But if you had a choice wouldn’t you rather have some icing on it? Well you do. This week instead of settlin’ for less stick it out till you get the best!
You can contact The Kid at cruisinthecosmos@hotmail.com .
