Cruisin’ the Cosmos – week of Dec 20 2007

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 – Jan. 19)

With the Sun enterin’ your sign Saturday the next week or so’ll be the karmic equivalent of changin’ calendars. The new one’s much the same but it’s empty and waitin’ to be filled in while the old one’s destined for the bin. The next year’ll be a blast o’ fun if you’re not still hangin’ onto the last one!

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18)

All the work you’ve done hasn’t been a waste of time so there ain’t no reason really for you to be cryin’. Sure it seems now like it was all for naught but even if it got broken look at all the pieces you’ve got. This week ask the heavens for help puttin’ ’em together and they’ll help fix it up better than ever!

PISCES (Feb. 19 – March 20)

Although it feels like the cosmos has bombed your base it wouldn’t be that hard to face if you knew what you could do with a clean-up crew. Quit thinkin’ ’bout the days of yore and make it better than it was before. With a li’l elbow grease and some help from your friends you’ll start seein’ success before the year ends!

ARIES (March 21 – April 19)

Your present struggle’s more than just a quarrel and though you’re the one who’s got ’em on the run it ain’t time yet to rest on your laurels. Some pockets of resistance’ll have annoyin’ persistence and are more than ready to go the whole distance. You’re crazy if you think it’s done but it ain’t that far from bein’ won!

TAURUS (April 20 – May 20)

You may have crashed ’n’ burned but at least you’ve learned and now that lesson is complete. But how you ask can you get back on your feet? Don’t worry. You have the technology. You can rebuild yourself better than you were before. Better. Stronger. Faster. And just in time for the new year too!

GEMINI (May 21 – June 20)

You’re like a gorilla with a gun. You’re packin’ a whole heckuva lotta power in the palm of your hand but it ain’t no use to you ’cause you can’t understand how it works or what it’s supposed to do. But if you ask somebody this week they’ll explain it to you — then you’ll be able to bust outta the zoo!

CANCER (June 21 – July 22)

Although this season ain’t supposed to be about material things you need to focus on business and the moolah it brings. You’ve got the givin’ spirit all year ’cause it’s natural for you but right now you’ve got lotsa work left to do. This week the more you concentrate on it the more you’ll see areas of opportunity!

LEO (July 23 – Aug. 22)

This week when you feel confidence dyin’ watch a nature show on your namesake the lion. Observin’ its behaviour’ll be a lifesaver ’cause when you realize what you are you will not waver in the face of adversity. Once you know you’re at the top of the food chain you’ll no longer feel like you have to flee!

VIRGO (Aug. 23 – Sept. 22)

No matter how badly you might wanna kick ass the best thing to do now is let the time pass. It’s not that you’re wrong and they don’t deserve it it’s just that whatever they got comin’ it’s better to let karma serve it. Chances are you’ll still get your wish when justice finally brings out their dish!

LIBRA (Sept. 23 – Oct. 22)

Although strikin’ a balance can be a beautiful thing eternal equilibrium would be pretty boring. In fact everything would have to stop ’cause bein’ outta balance makes energy flow to the bottom from the top. If you’re wonderin’ what to do when life seems a li’l pale you’ve gotta shake it up and tip the scales!

SCORPIO (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21)

A fool and their money are soon parted and luckily your foolishness has only just started — it’s still early enough to nip it in the bud cover the wound and stem the flow of blood. Even if you’re doin’ it outta love ’n’ affection you’re startin’ a spiral in a downward direction. Remember next week that though it’s good to give you need some yourself if you wanna live!

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22 – Dec. 21)

Now that the sun’s left your sign and you’ve finished your party with the divine for the next week or so it’ll be clean-up time. Like after most big bashes you’ve gotta deal with the empties wrappers and ashes. The good news is that once things are tidied and your cleanin’ is done you’ll be ready to go out and have some real fun!

You can contact The Kid at cruisinthecosmos@hotmail.com .