AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18)
Well it ain’t gonna be that great a week if you happen to be a control freak ’cause the tighter you try to run your ship the more it’s gonna leak. Don’t bother sweatin’ the small stuff while the seas are choppy and rough. As long as the boat’s a-floatin’ for now that’s good enough!
PISCES (Feb. 19 – March 20)
Sometimes when you make a second guess you don’t solve the problem you just create a bigger mess. As a fish you oughtta know that you can travel pretty far when you go with the flow. This week if you ain’t too sure of which action to take try makin’ no move the move that you make!
ARIES (March 21 – April 19)
It’s a well-known matter of fact you can’t make an omelet without eggs gettin’ cracked. However that don’t necessarily mean artistic expression has to come fraught with depression. What you create will have the power to elate those around you so don’t let misplaced self-hate confound you!
TAURUS (April 20 – May 20)
This week it’s time for you to stop just grazin’ grass and start bustin’ your ass. You’re lettin’ more than time pass you’re missin’opportunities to move up to first class. Your desires of wealth are perfectly valid — you’ve just gotta work at it to make the mooove up from pasture to Waldorf salad!
GEMINI (May 21 – June 20)
This week you’re gonna have to come to grips with what’s required of you when you’re in a relationship. You may not need to be told twice about havin’ to sacrifice but when y’all gonna take the advice? If you want this to pull through you’ve gotta give up some of yourself ’cause it ain’t all about you!
CANCER (June 21 – July 22)
The Universe just thought you should know that It understands it’s hard to always go with the flow but that it’s never been more important than now to do so. When push comes to shove don’t do nothin’ but love. This week if you try to force your hand don’t be surprised if you’re not promoted but canned!
LEO (July 23 – Aug. 22)
This would be a good week to try and remember the cowardly lion in the Wizard of Oz. He didn’t think he had courage but it was there all along and if you think you lack it as well then you’re totally wrong. Now’s the time for you to use it to go on the attack and fight ’em with both hands tied behind your back!
VIRGO (Aug. 23 – Sept. 22)
Right now you should be worryin’ about a whole other kinda RRSP — your Registered Reincarnation Savings Plan also affectionately known as karma. This week’d be the best time to max out your contributions to that account so when it comes to good deeds do an enormous amount. Then sit back and let the accrued interest mount!
LIBRA (Sept. 23 – Oct. 22)
Just ’cause you’re good at helpin’ folks with their problems don’t mean you’re expected to solve all yours on your own. It’s got a lot to do with the perspective from where you sit and the fact that when it comes to your problem you’re in the middle of it. If you ask for advice from someone who’s objective you’ll gain lots from what they have to give!
SCORPIO (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21)
Scorpio’s one of the zodiac’s more artistic signs and this week it’s time to focus on your creative designs. Be brutally honest and frank with yourself — if it ain’t artistic expression it should be put away on the shelf. Don’t waste your time with half-baked schemes if you ain’t devoted to creation you won’t realize your dreams!
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22 – Dec. 21)
Even though the times may dismay you you do have the strength needed to see your way through. Negative thoughts’ll only slow down your progress and if you stay positive you’ll avoid gettin’ caught up in that mess. There is hope on the horizon and you’re gonna get there if that’s what you keep your eyes on!
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 – Jan. 19)
If you’re wonderin’ why it seems you’re always gettin’ leaned on it ain’t that strange to get used as a crutch when you simply care about folks too much. This week however should be all about you and what you not others want you to do. Tell everyone else to get in line ’cause you need some Capricorn time!
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