ARIES (March 21 – April 19)
Right now you may not be willin’ to go to much trouble for another person but unless you do your situation’ll worsen. That’s ’cause good luck is all about the way you live and you’ll get more in return the more you give. This week by givin’ someone a hand you’ll help yourself more than you’d ever planned!
TAURUS (April 20 – May 20)
You may try your best but you can’t hide from success. That’s why you should grab the bull by the horns so to speak and be as extroverted as you can this whole week. Now’s the time to use that ol’ PR trick and get out there to meet your public. Kissin’ a baby and shakin’ a hand’ll only increase the votes you land!
GEMINI (May 21 – June 20)
This week it’s time to focus on work alone and get that nose to the grindstone. Forget anything else you may have planned ’cause it’s time you completed the task at hand. Only when you’re finished and your labour’s done will you really be able to go out and have fun — if you jump the gun you’ll end up havin’ none!
CANCER (June 21 – July 22)
They say genius is one per cent inspiration and 99 per cent perspiration but in your case you’re facin’ a 50/50 split. Now that don’t mean you’re not genius material. It just means you’ve got 49 per cent more creativity than you really need to succeed. If you simply increase the amount of work you do your dreams are 49 per cent more likely to come true!
LEO (July 23 – Aug. 22)
Times are tough out there on the veldt so this week you’d better start tightenin’ your belt. Anything unnecessary has got to go ’cause it’ll only end up makin’ you slow when you chase your game — if you’re loaded down you’re basically lame. Cuttin’ back to the basics is what you need to ensure you can maintain your speed!
VIRGO (Aug. 23 – Sept. 22)
You’d better yuk it up on the weekend ’cause it may be what keeps you from goin’ off the deep end at the start of next week. If you don’t blow off some steam by Sunday you’ll freak when things pile up and tension reaches a peak. Now’s the time for a pre-emptive strike so go out and do whatever you like!
LIBRA (Sept. 23 – Oct. 22)
You may be a natural born diplomat but the operative syllable in that word is the third ’cause you’re about to let folks walk on you and even rub in some dirt with their shoes. Well you don’t have to if you’re the one person to whom you stay true. It may provoke a fight but don’t do anything this week you feel ain’t right!
SCORPIO (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21)
Keepin’ subordinates in line can be pretty tough ’cause just bein’ the boss ain’t always enough. The more you throw your position around the more they’ll wanna see you fall down. Give ’em the same thing that you expect: respect. Remember support is a two-way street and if you have theirs you can’t be beat!
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22 – Dec. 21)
Sometimes Sagittarians make bad sparrin’ partners since they never do anything halfway and can start hittin’ real hard ’cause they forget it’s just play. This week it’ll be like that when someone wants to wrestle and you knock ’em flat. Keep competition at arm’s-length ’cause you’re liable to forget your own strength!
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 – Jan. 19)
This week is gonna be like one big episode of Seinfeld . No you won’t have to deal with a soup nazi or stay the master of your domain but you’ll definitely be repeatin’ Jerry’s “even-steven” refrain. Call it Karmic comeuppance or whatever you will but your scores’ll be settled and your debts’ll be nil!
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18)
You’ve always been good at walkin’ the high wire without usin’ a net but this weekend you’re about to get even better yet. That’s ’cause you’re gonna get better not worse at the talent of balancin’ art with commerce. As far as success goes you’ll be on your way when you’ve figured out how to get paid to play!
PISCES (Feb. 19 – March 20)
Like a salmon who’s swum all the way upstream you can take a break now to enjoy the fruits of your dream. Unlike the salmon you don’t have to worry — it ain’t your last act so no need to hurry. In this case you get to fully enjoy it and then when it’s over you get to start swimmin’ again!
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