VIRGO (Aug. 23 – Sept. 22)
Especially when it comes to love it’s often been said a fool goes where angels fear to tread. There’s a reason for that y’know. This week temptation’ll hit but don’t be so quick to succumb to it. Your powers of attraction may be at a high but anything real can wait for some time to pass by!
LIBRA (Sept. 23 – Oct. 22)
This week somewhere deep in your soul you’ll feel like you’re bein’ prodded by some unseen pole. Instead of worryin’ about whether the stick’s really there listen to the message to be generous and share. When you start actin’ in that particular way you’ll see some very big changes within a few days!
SCORPIO (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21)
You’re likely to bury your very own treasure if you don’t open your chest to joy love and pleasure. When the lid’s off you can load it with gems and jewels untold and it won’t even matter if there’s the odd piece of fool’s gold. As long as you keep livin’ lovin’ and learnin’ incomparable riches are what you’ll be earnin’!
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22 – Dec. 21)
When everyone’s got sticks but you’ve got a gun will you protect folks from bullies or be the biggest one? This week you’ll have a chance to see what you’re made of cruelty and greed or kindness and love. When the Cosmos hands you a power tool use it wisely – don’t waste it like a fool!
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 – Jan. 19)
There ain’t no current cliché that could be any more lame than “don’t hate the player G hate the game.” It’s the players that perpetuate it by persistin’ to play instead of producin’ new ones that work in positive ways. This week you can keep on followin’ fools or find ways to win by makin’ up your own rules!
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18)
It’s not that it’s an offer you can’t refuse but you’ve got way more to gain than you’ve got to lose. Of course it also means takin’ a gigantic leap off of a cliff that’s pretty dang steep. Don’t worry though. As long as you’re serious and not messin’ around you’ll learn how to fly before you hit the ground!
PISCES (Feb. 19 – March 20)
No matter how good it is before you act on advice stop this week to think it over twice. It’s not that you’re bein’ intentionally misled just that you’re responsible for your actions so think with your own head. No one else’ll take the blame so why not make sure it’s the same with praise ’n’ acclaim?
ARIES (March 21 – April 19)
Lately your flame has been kinda lame ’cause you’ve accepted the rules and are playin’ the game. Trouble is when it comes down to it you don’t want approval you just wanna do it. This week the best lesson for you to learn is that fires don’t ask if it’s OK to burn!
TAURUS (April 20 – May 20)
You bulls may be beasts of burden and can carry cargo without your back hurtin’ but how long can you keep bearin’ that load while you’re walkin’ down this pothole-ridden road? This week there ain’t no reason for despair or wrath ’cause if you don’t like your direction you can take a new path!
GEMINI (May 21 – June 20)
Blessed with an active imagination you’ve got lots of ideas concernin’ most folks’ situations. However it ain’t your problem and it ain’t your place to solve problems for people that they won’t themselves face. That’s why this week you should avoid givin’ advice and simply stick to bein’ supportive and nice!
CANCER (June 21 – July 22)
You’ve got a soft heart but remember as well that it’s safely protected by claws and a shell. This week you’ve got no reason to worry if you come under attack ’cause your armour can make you a tough one to crack – but unlike a nut you can use your claws to fight back!
LEO (July 23 – Aug. 22)
What you thought was success that was gonna last has turned out at best to be fadin’ fast. Thankfully it’s no reason to get all depressed ’cause it’s just your illusions that have been messed. Now that the Cosmos has opened your eyes you can forget runner-up and work on first prize!
You can contact The Kid at cruisinthecosmos@hotmail.com.
