CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 – Jan. 19)
If you want the cosmos to come to your rescue with good advice you’ve gotta ask it really nice. That means givin’ it your undivided attention if you want a spiritual suggestion. That’s why this weekend you oughtta avoid readin’ watchin’ TV or any other kinds of hanky-panky!
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18)
Sometimes you come up with the weirdest of ideas so strange that even some staunch supporters’ll say “see ya!” Well this time it’s their loss. It don’t matter if you seem like a flake when the proof’s in the puddin’ the pie and the cake. This week design your plans with whimsy and don’t worry whether they’re unrealistic or flimsy!
PISCES (Feb. 19 – March 20)
Your abilities to be an understandin’ soul see both sides of the story and give the benefit of the doubt can be a big blessin’. But these skills can also help to single you out for a heap o’ heartache break and shake ’n’ bake ’cause the more you give the more they’ll take. This week protect yourself — set your radar on “fake.”
ARIES (March 21 – April 19)
You’re startin’ to experience the trouble it brings when you take in too much of a good thing. It don’t necessarily have to be food drugs or booze it can even be the spiritual techniques you use. This week don’t overindulge in anything you do ’cause you can get cosmic hangovers too!
TAURUS (April 20 – May 20)
Success has a dreamlike quality like in a shadow-puppet play. Problem is when you look real close you can see the strings anyway. If you look even closer you’ll see that some of ’em are attached to you. Wouldn’t it be good to learn how to walk on your own before someone cuts ’em? If that liar Pinocchio can then surely you can too!
GEMINI (May 21 – June 20)
What looks to you like meddlin’ interference might be a kind of karmic adherence. That’s ’cause the cosmos is actually lookin’ out for you and tryin’ to tell you this ain’t what you oughtta do. What may at first seem like a dead end is really a push in the right direction from an unseen friend!
CANCER (June 21 – July 22)
You can expect a li’l turbulence over the next few days but you shouldn’t be so shook up that you’ll be left in a daze. In fact if you just focus your attention on the business at hand you won’t notice anything until you land. You’re always flyin’ friendly skies as long as you keep your eye on the prize!
LEO (July 23 – Aug. 22)
Sometimes no amount of solo persistence can accomplish what you could do effortlessly with some assistance. As independent as you may be when you’re chained up in a dungeon you need help to break free. This week if you call out for a helpin’ hand you’ll be able to easily pull off the escape you’ve got planned!
VIRGO (Aug. 23 – Sept. 22)
Y’know now that you’re standin’ on solid ground you can afford to do a li’l foolin’ around. You may have somethin’ to lose but it won’t get lost ’cause insurance comes at a premium and you’ve paid the cost. No matter what you do you’ll stay secure — as long as your intentions remain totally pure!
LIBRA (Sept. 23 – Oct. 22)
Be they good or bad silly or serious your dreams don’t get defeated unless the cosmos figures you need it. As malicious as it may seem this usually means you have a much worthier dream. Wouldn’t you be better off pursuin’ it than wallowin’ away in a self-loathin’ pit? Well duh! Yeah!
SCORPIO (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21)
You’ve done a durn good job jugglin’ your duties over the last li’l while and for that you deserve a big smile. That’s why this week the cosmos’ll send you a sackful o’ delights. Be careful though. Once you start takin’ bites you may not stop indulgin’ yourself till you hit bottom and lose your spot at the top!
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22 – Dec. 21)
This weekend you’d be wise to be a workaholic when it comes to your worldly affairs. Y’know wage earnin’ wallet watchin’ and washin’ behind your ears and such. Don’t worry if you don’t have much to manage at the moment. A li’l luck’s on the way and you might even have more than you can handle come Monday!
