Week of Aug 27 2009
VIRGO (AUG. 23 – SEPT. 22)
Not only is your astrological forecast calling for a month of sunshine for your sign but next week also marks the full moon. This is your golden opportunity to make changes with impunity and carve yourself a new niche in the cosmic community. Don’t waste it!
LIBRA (SEPT. 23 – OCT. 22)
Everyone wants to be jolly but what’s being done for the human race? Pain misery and dissatisfaction created the Declaration of Independence and the Civil Rights movement to name a few. What do happy people do? Sit on their ass and grin. This week when you’re down in the dumps remember joy is often for chumps!
SCORPIO (OCT. 23 – NOV. 21)
A native of Neptune territory you have numerous ideas fantasies and inspirations rotatin’ around in your noggin’. Your passions are also compared to the sea and fortunately the powers that be have decreed this week high tide. Since these two events coincide step on the gas and enjoy the ride!
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22 – DEC. 21)
You may be famous for your far-reachin’ vision but that don’t mean you’re not wishin’ someone would fix this lonely condition and share it with you. Well in case you don’t find anyone to give you a pep talk both you and your idea totally rock! If you’re willin’ to burn the candle at both ends success and you will soon be close friends.
CAPRICORN (DEC. 22 – JAN. 19)
If ol’ Aesop was watchin’ you this week he woulda written his story about a goat and the sour grapes instead of a fox. You may feel like you’re stuck in a box and just wanna wallow on the rocks but if you pull up your socks you can get what you covet if you’re not so quick to just say “Aw shove it!”
AQUARIUS (JAN. 20 – FEB. 18)
Yep ain’t nothin’ makes a person lazy like success. Once you start thinkin’ you got it all figured out you step with confidence where you should walk with doubt. Like a cartoon character you’ll be walkin’ on thin air when you finally look down and realize there ain’t no ground there. It ain’t just leapin’ that you gotta look before so beware!
PISCES (FEB. 19 – MARCH 20)
This weekend listen to old protest songs check out the speeches of Martin Luther King Jr. and generally indulge yourself in anything that helps you say “I shall overcome.” If you make it through to next Friday you’ll be groovin’ as the moon enters your sign and starts movin’ your opposition right outta the way!
ARIES (MARCH 21 – APRIL 19)
You know the old sayin’ “Might makes right?” Well the reverse version “right makes might” is true too and this weekend you’ll find it applicable to you. You’re hip. You’re happenin’. You know the score. And you will be vindicated so don’t waver to curry favour ’cause in the long run you’ll hate it.
TAURUS (APRIL 20 – MAY 20)
Buildin’ a fortress as a solution to fight off intrusion is a li’l confusin’ — how can you get out if there ain’t no holes to let anyone in? Here’s where your big strong barricade should fill you with doubt: All anybody has to do if they really want you is cut off your supplies and starve your ass out!
GEMINI (MAY 21 – JUNE 20)
One of the best ways to sum up your sentiments this week was sung by Lou Rawls: “I don’t want no gold watch for workin’ 50 years from nine to five while the boss is guzzlin’ champagne and I’m beltin’ beer in some dive.” The question is what are you gonna do about it while you’re alive?
CANCER (JUNE 21 – JULY 22)
This weekend when the moon’s opposin’ your sign and the fit hit the shan as the universe tossed a monkey wrench in your plan. At least it was a monkey wrench forged in the flames of passion and besides you needed that tool anyway. It helps loosen up some o’ them pipes to get your water flowin’ faster!
LEO (JULY 23 – AUG. 22)
This weekend it’ll almost be like your life is a sci-fi flick. After beating up bad guys makin’ friends with a few alien races and completing your mission you’ll sit down for a little R & R only to find it’s a surprise ending. So get ready for a repeat performance ’cause you know a sequel’s impending!
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