Week of Oct 15 2009
LIBRA (SEPT. 23 – OCT. 22)
This is a good weekend to let your mind run willy-nilly in all directions at once even sinful and silly. It’s just an experiment inside your head to see if you followed certain paths where you’d be led eventually. Explore your alternatives in minute detail and when your choice is made it’ll be less likely to fail!
SCORPIO (OCT. 23 – NOV. 21)
You’d best remember that Scorpionic metaphor the iceberg. Whatever you see there’s a lot more under the surface. That’s what the approachin’ warship don’t know and won’t if you keep it on the down-low. You may lose a big chunk but if that ship wants to tangle they’re gonna get sunk!
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22 – DEC. 21)
You’re gonna meet someone durin’ the week who’ll hold the key to the opportunity you seek. Now just ’cause the key’s danglin’ in front of your face don’t sweat it and race to get it or you’ll wind up with nothin’ and then regret it. Give the process time to unfold and when you’re ready to receive it you will be told!
CAPRICORN (DEC. 22 – JAN. 19)
You’re in danger of displayin’ the same self-destructive self-righteousness as the Black Knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. If you do you’re doomed to fail. Which of the followin’ is really defeat? Stayin’ complete and lettin’ the other knight pass or bein’ chopped down till you’re only a head torso ’n’ ass?
AQUARIUS (JAN. 20 – FEB. 18)
Right now you’re not sure what you oughtta do so you listen to your pride and wait for them to come to you. Well you might be waitin’ longer than you expect if you don’t find the guts to be more direct. This week it’s time to swallow your pride and let ’em know how you really feel inside!
PISCES (FEB. 19 – MARCH 20)
Right now what you need is some drill sergeant action. Why? ’Cause you ain’t gonna get no satisfaction till you’re truly motivated and right now you’re just sittin’ on your tush and could use a big push. If you want it get out there and grab it or you ain’t gonna get anything dagnabbit!
ARIES (MARCH 21 – APRIL 19)
Don’t worry. If you think all’s lost and it’s hopeless then you’re gonna be happy to learn that by next week with the help of the new moon the tide’s gonna turn. Don’t expect results right away but by bringin’ your will and desire into play your success’ll swiftly build day after day!
TAURUS (APRIL 20 – MAY 20)
When it comes to the other side of the fence it’s one thing to think that the grass is greener and another to think that the yard should be cleaner. Who died and put you in charge of cosmic control? Don’t stick your snout into other folks’ biz until after you’ve dealt with how messy your own yard is!
GEMINI (MAY 21 – JUNE 20)
Sometimes in worldly affairs or to save your own skin you’ve gotta make some tough decisions. Of course this won’t always make you a popular person but if you don’t do it the situation’ll worsen. This week you’ve gotta step up to the plate and do what’s best for you even if it’s somethin’ you’ll hate!
CANCER (JUNE 21 – JULY 22)
A caterpillar dies so a butterfly may exist but after it’s flyin’ high in the sky how much do you think all that crawlin’ is missed? Heck it probably doesn’t give a toss ’cause flyin’ is more of a gain than a loss. Instead of bein’ sad ’cause something’s gone or dead you’ll be happy when you see what’s in store for you up ahead!
LEO (JULY 23 – AUG. 22)
If life were a big game of Risk would you be content to confine yourself to one continent? Well then why would you be happy stayin’ where you stand when clearly the time has come to expand? You’ve run out you need more. Whaddaya waitin’ for? Use the power at your command to go out and conquer some land!
VIRGO (AUG. 23 – SEPT. 22)
This week’ll be like losin’ 40 pounds fast. Whether through un-anesthetized liposuction or a week-long bout with a bad flu it’s gonna be fairly painful for you. But at least when it’s over you won’t be carryin’ around so much weight or self-hate and without all that extra baggage life’s gonna be great!
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