Cruisin’ the Cosmos

Week of Dec 17 2009


If you figure that you can do it then you might as well roll up your sleeves and get right down to it. Of course it ain’t gonna be as easy as you may think and if you do give it a go you’ll kick up a big stink. Now you should be able to do whatever you wish but have you asked yourself in the end what it’ll accomplish?

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22 – JAN. 19)’

The trouble with bein’ an earth sign is although you’re rock-solid you’re often too staid or stolid. This week when an impulse comes outta the blue shake the dust off your hooves and follow on through. Life’ll soon greatly improve as long as your actions remain true to you!

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20 – FEB. 18)

Take time to reflect your truce to determine whether it’s any use. Sure it may bring relief but it can also cause you grief. You figure the pact lets you lay back ’n’ relax but it leaves you open if your foe attacks. Well keep on your toes and if that’s how it goes you’ll be able to stop ’em dead in their tracks!


Be sneaky and sly and you may get where you want to but don’t be surprised if the karma comes back to haunt you. No matter how well you’ve planned it you’ll sabotage success if you act underhanded. Conduct yourself honestly and out in the open and you’ll get even more than for what you’ve been hopin’!


What goes up must come down so no reason to frown. There ain’t no use fightin’ it either so let events take their natural course and don’t waste your time tryin’ to flog a dead horse. Soon enough you’ll start to rise and then you’ll be back again with that shine in your eyes!


By now you earth signs all know the score — big economic booms are the result of a war. That’s ’cause among the confusion the chaos and the cries there’s always a way to capitalize. This week search your soul and you’ll find a gig where through these tryin’ times both your wallet and heart can stay big!


In your mind you may think you’re the best and though it may be true what you need to do is lay that idea to rest. If you come on strong you’ll stumble ’cause now’s the time to be humble. This week struttin’ around like the cock o’ the walk is just gonna stick you between a hard place and a rock!


No matter how you feel your heart’s actually fine. The trouble exists upstairs in your mind. This weekend you may get dem ol’ kozmic blues but no need to worry — when it’s over you’ll get some good news!

LEO (JULY 23 – AUG. 22)

This week you’ll be especially susceptible to Don Quixote syndrome. In other words you’ll tilt at windmills tryin’ to topple ’em over but you’ve got as much chance of succeedin’ as findin’ a whole field of four-leaf clover. Stick to the tasks you can handle ’cause you can’t blow out a Roman candle!

VIRGO (AUG. 23 – SEPT. 22)

While you’re waitin’ for the other shoe to drop all related activities oughtta stop. Until you’ve been furnished with the final decision you’ll have the karmic equivalent of impaired vision. You can still drive but it’ll be hard to steer and you won’t know where you’re goin’ if your windscreen ain’t clear!

LIBRA (SEPT. 23 – OCT. 22)

Retreatin’ from the world’s a good way to rest but when it comes to success that strategy ain’t always the best. Like they say it’s not what but who you know that helps to make them dollars flow. People do like you and if their attention you shirk you’re not really takin’ advantage of your network!

SCORPIO (OCT. 23 – NOV. 21)

For you this week is all about humbleness and if you don’t bow your head to fate you’ll land yourself in a mess. As a water sign you should already know that when you go with the flow everything turns out fine. The more you try to impose your will the more expensive it’ll be when you get karma’s bill!

You can contact The Kid at cruisinthecosmos@hotmail.com.