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Cruisin’ the Cosmos – week of Dec 24 2009

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22 – JAN. 19) This week you’ll be tempted to just let the dice roll but you oughtta be exercisin’ self-control. Followin’ your impulses hither and thither is just gonna cause your bankroll to whither. If you want your wallet to stay or get fat then the best thing to do is simply stand pat! AQUARIUS (JAN. 20 – FEB. 18) Normally when you get an idea you grab it and run with it so fast you rarely even have time to say “See ya!” This week however when you get a notion think it over for a spell before you put it in motion. If you ask yourself questions and take time to listen you’ll immediately see what your plan is missin’! PISCES (FEB. 19 – MARCH 20) Ever hear of Maslow’s theory of self-actualization? It says that until you’ve secured a roof food ’n’ bed you won’t get very far in your spiritual quest. This week give your business your best and save introspection for your next period of rest! ARIES (MARCH 21 – APRIL 19) The intense fire you carry within can be used either for virtue or conversely for sin. In this case the definition of sin is furtherin’ yourself at the expense of strangers acquaintances friends or kin. Use your flame this week to cook rather than burn and bad karma won’t come with the money you earn! TAURUS (APRIL 20 – MAY 20) Be ready for this week bull boys ’n’ girls ’cause the gods ’n’ goddesses are gonna rock your whole world. “Taurus you’re startin’ to bore us” they’ll say and then send a whole lotta excitement your way. It may be good or it may be bad but it’ll definitely be one of the most interesting weeks you’ve recently had! GEMINI (MAY 21 – JUNE 20) You can be pretty impulsive and this week that’s a good thing ’cause success is what bein’ hasty’ll bring. Don’t think just jump in the drink and you’ll naturally swim instead of sink. Bein’ spontaneous sometimes comes with a cost but in this case if you hesitate you’s lost! CANCER (JUNE 21 – JULY 22) Some say Cancers are clingy and they often can be ’cause they sure do enjoy havin’ security. However this week someone’s gonna pop up on the scene who’ll want you to trade in your cow for a few magic beans. Don’t let this chance go by ’cause it’s your ticket to climb way up high in the sky! LEO (JULY 23 – AUG. 22) There’s two kinds of cats — outdoor and indoor. The felines that roam wild ’n’ free are resourceful tough and usually happy. Although there’s nothin’ wrong with bein’ an indoor cat after awhile they tend to get lazy and fat. Don’t let that happen to you — get out and carouse this week like a cat oughtta do! VIRGO (AUG. 23 – SEPT. 22) The times ahead are gonna be a bit rough but you’ll easily get goin’ ’cause you’re totally tough. You’re an earth sign and hard like a rock and when it comes time you can walk the walk. This week put those boots into overdrive and you’ll be a shoo-in to survive! LIBRA (SEPT. 23 – OCT. 22) Bein’ loved may be all that you ask but it ain’t a one-way street. Are you up to the task? If so you’ll already know that you’ll only see just as much love as you’re willin’ to show. This week when it comes to your heart’s desire you have to be as much a seller as you are a buyer! SCORPIO (OCT. 23 – NOV. 21) Sometimes when life’s easy and not hard you have to take care to be even more on guard. That’s because you can easily forget that your success came from blood tears ’n’ sweat so you start takin’ big risks instead of safe bets. This week stay financially sane or you could watch your hard work go down the drain! SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22 – DEC. 21) Although this week things may not be the best regard what seems hard as if it’s a cosmic test. If you take the long-term bird’s-eye view you’ll see these troubles won’t really affect you. Now’s not the time to give up or rest ’cause the only way you can fail is by quittin’ the quest! You can contact The Kid at cruisinthecosmos@hotmail.com.

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