CAPRICORN (DEC. 22 – JAN. 19)
Like the element that represents your sign in 2010 it’s rock-solid time. Dig in stand firm and hold your ground or you’re in grave danger of gettin’ pushed around. You don’t necessarily have to be mean but do what you must to ensure you don’t sell out your dream!
AQUARIUS (JAN. 20 – FEB. 18)
Though you wacky Aquis are well-known agents of change even you’ll be surprised at the way life’s rearranged in 2010. You’ll get sick ’n’ tired of things for which you thought your desire would never expire and find something great in things you used to hate. Prepare for a ticklin’ from the fickle finger of fate!
PISCES (FEB. 19 – MARCH 20) The salmon’s upstream struggle is a great metaphor but don’t take that fish-comparison too far. Especially in 2010 when fightin’ the current could break your spirit like it was some kinda fish-shaped cheesy cracker. You’ve gotta go with the flow even if it means meetin’ parts o’ yourself you’d rather not know!
ARIES (MARCH 21 – APRIL 19)
In 2010 you need to learn a lesson or two from Libra the sign opposite you. Mainly you need to glean how to balance your talents instead o’ swingin’ from extreme to extreme. The quicker you bring order to your army and its arsenal the sooner you’ll find your war-chest is full!
TAURUS (APRIL 20 – MAY 20)
A Taurus’ll give it their all even if it means repeatedly bangin’ their head into a wall until either it or the bull finally falls. That proves you got balls but what about brains? In 2010 it’s time to learn when to refrain from floggin’ a dead horse until you finally feel pain!
GEMINI (MAY 21 – JUNE 20)
With your supreme intellect you sometimes feel you’re high above the pedestrian population and the common concerns they’re frequently facin’. Well there’s a thin line between haughty and snotty. In 2006 get your hands dirty ’cause the sooner you jump into the fray the sooner rewards’ll be headed your way!
CANCER (JUNE 21 – JULY 22)
Cancers can’t ever be completely carefree ’cause carin’s at the core of their identity. With social malaise more prevalent these days it looks like 2010 will bear down on you like tanks at Tiananmen. Although you’ll naturally carry some o’ that weight shoulderin’ more is your choice — not inescapable fate!
LEO (JULY 23 – AUG. 22)
If there’s one thing a fire sign needs it’s heat — especially the type that results from friction. Like most cats rubbin’ you the wrong way gets you riled up and ready to rumble and gives you cause to use the claws in your paws. In 2010 you should be bettin’ on getting your fair share o’ that backwards pettin’!
VIRGO (AUG. 23 – SEPT. 22)
Like a market collapse or a pyramid scheme reality can hit you hard where you dream. In 2010 success will be even more slippery if the mechanics behind it are ones you can’t see — or worse won’t. If things look so swell on the surface you figure they don’t need attention you’ll hoist yourself on the petard of your lethargic intentions!
LIBRA (SEPT. 23 – OCT. 22)
Venus your ruler has always held an uneasy truce with Mars. In 2010 it’ll be put under strain as Mars makes his move to gain some terrain by causin’ unrest in your brain. Although you prefer peace and tranquility this year you’ll need to fight to keep your life trouble-free!
SCORPIO (OCT. 23 – NOV. 21)
Instead of being the one-tenth of the iceberg above water or the nine-tenths below in 2010 you’ll exist somewhere between — in limbo. It’ll be a peculiar year for you as you try to encompass and live with both points of view. This year the best thing you can do is sort out your daily affairs. While you do they’ll sort out theirs!
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22 – DEC. 21)
As a symbol of progressive ideas the most dangerous thing a Sagittarius can do is lose their edge. Well just ’cause you ain’t aimin’ your arrows high don’t mean your bow ain’t locked ’n’ loaded. In 2010 if you drop your arms to your side you’ll shoot yourself in the foot and seriously wound your pride!
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