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Cruisin’ the Cosmos

Week of Jan 7 2010

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22 – JAN. 19)

The more you mope like a dope the more you lose sight of the rope that’s hangin’ right there for you to ascend and escape if you dare. This week when you feel like it’s time to climb fine. Move on up ’n’ don’t be afraid to leave your troubles behind!

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20 – FEB. 18)

If you were a camel would you say "yes" to that one golden straw even though it’s a fact the extra weight would break your poor back? Well you’ll find out this week ’cause your strength’s reached its peak but you’ll still be offered somethin’ unique. Lighten your load before acceptin’ more or you’ll end up extremely sore!

PISCES (FEB. 19 – MARCH 20)

Worry not what religions may sayeth you’ve got your own path that you follow with faith. You just need to keep truckin’ on through and don’t let the nay-sayers start messin’ with you. If they just can’t see you’re livin’ spiritually show ’em how well love works when it’s dogma-free!

ARIES (MARCH 21 – APRIL 19)

You need a new soul-style ’cause the cosmic comb-over you’re rockin’ right now is a spiritual faux pas — and how! Y’see you’ve got love to spare when it comes to the fringes but you’re kinda bald in the middle on which your style totally hinges. This week stimulate growth on the crown of your head by focusin’ love on yourself instead!

TAURUS (APRIL 20 – MAY 20)

If you’re still a-partyin’ you don’t have to defend it ’cause for you Taureans the holidays still haven’t ended. That’s right you don’t need to fight the feelin’ that debauchery’s appealin’. If you still feel like havin’ fun you’d better get on it before your holiday’s done!

GEMINI (MAY 21 – JUNE 20)

Job security good pay and the odd perk — but you’d still be crazy to continue this work. This week don’t be afraid to leave the scene the reason bein’ that sometimes on the other side the grass is more green. And you ain’t gonna find that grazin’ ground if you don’t take a chance and just stick around!

CANCER (JUNE 21 – JULY 22)

Now you water signs ain’t exactly known for aggressiveness or makin’ the first move but you’ll have to do so this week if there’s somethin’ you wanna prove. There ain’t no debatin’ your infinite worth but now it’s up to you to convince the rest of the Earth!

LEO (JULY 23 – AUG. 22)

Right now luck ain’t on the side of your pride. Now we ain’t talkin’ your crew of cats here we’re talkin’ conceit. Unless you wanna get knocked off your feet and start to stumble you’d better be humble. If you can manage to stay meek luck’ll be friendly with you all week!

VIRGO (AUG. 23 – SEPT. 22)

At the start of the week you may feel like you’re under attack when it’s really your perceptions that are holdin’ you back. If you can stay calm cool and collected you’ll see it ain’t you at whom the bullets are directed. Retreatin’ now would be a sin ’cause standin’ your ground’ll mean you automatically win!

LIBRA (SEPT. 23 – OCT. 22)

No amount of poetic grace’ll help you to sidestep karma when it’s all up in your face. Nope there’s only one option to choose and that’s give up what’s causin’ the trouble or lose. When you’re dealin’ with Karma it dictates the terms — make the sacrifice or you’re dinner for worms!

SCORPIO (OCT. 23 – NOV. 21)

Y’know it seems pretty dumb to think you’ve lost when the game hasn’t even reached an outcome. If you can stay honest loving and open there’s still a good chance to get what you’ve been hopin’. At least it’s better than payin’ the cost of sulkin’ in defeat when you haven’t yet lost!

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22 – DEC. 21)

Bein’ happy with what you’ve got is OK with some folks but with you it’s not. That’s ’cause you archers keep your eyes on the horizon since your vision’s so broad — and if you don’t try to reach for it you feel like a fraud. By always movin’ towards it you do the right thing regardless of the temporary trouble it brings!

You can contact The Kid at cruisinthecosmos@hotmail.com.

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