Cruisin’ the Cosmos – week of April 15 2010


Look you’re an Aries. You’re full o’ flame. Unless you’re burnin’ things up you just ain’t happy. Thankfully this is a perfect week for you to blaze a trail to triumph. Here’s a tip though: There ain’t none of that touchy-feely stuff allowed. Your belly may have fire in it but you ain’t gonna make the changes real unless you stay cold as steel.


Bein’ an Earth sign you’re much better off lookin’ at the bottom line. We’re not strictly talkin’ cash here either. Earth signs are natural nurturers and that don’t need to have nothin’ to do with dineros. Invest something besides dollars this weekend and the dividends will be dyn-o-mite!


You gotta give up this victim complex if you wanna get anywhere. Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean that they’re after you. You make your own decisions and you’re responsible for ’em so make something outta what you have or get what you want. Ain’t nobody else who’s gonna choose better for you.


You water signs ain’t ones to make waves but this week it’s worth it. Tryin’ not to take a stand will make you seem dumb lame and bland. For once let ’em know what you think and believe it or not you’ll wind up in the pink!

LEO (JULY 23 – AUG. 22)

Do not gnash your teeth and growl at those who make your life more complicated this week. It may be a thorn in your paw and make things tougher on you but c’mon you’ve been a lazy little pussy cat lately. You need something to sharpen your claws on. This is it!

VIRGO (AUG. 23 – SEPT. 22)

Hey tough guy… before you get too big for your britches you’d better realize your ass ain’t as bad as you figure it is. In fact don’t be too surprised to find out just how vulnerable it is this week when a cycle of change reaches its peak.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23 – OCT. 22)

Like the scales that represent you sometimes you can get out of balance pretty easily. As much as it may seem to be an uphill battle to find your way back to the base line you do have the ability to bring yourself there. That is as long as you check your behaviour and stay self-aware!

SCORPIO (OCT. 23 – NOV. 21)

OK we’ve had enough already! Time to get rid of this hermit mindset and leave your cave. You may think it’s the worst thing you can do but bein’ social right now’s actually the best thing for you. This week you can translate a strong presence into strong presents!


Yeah that’s right you world beater you. There’s always a price to pay when you reach the pinnacle of success. Usually it’s the realization you can climb to the top of a pile of crap. Perhaps it’s time for loftier pursuits?


Listen here goat. Just ’cause spring has come and another year is done it doesn’t mean you’re outta the woods yet. You’ve gotta start puttin’ on some fat for next winter especially with the economy bein’ what it is. Better start gettin’ on it as soon as you can so when you need to make a move you’ll be able to plan!

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20 – FEB. 18)

Seems like there’s some creepy cosmic forces at play this week when you have to ask yourself if it’s luck or whether you actually willed it to be. Well who cares? Why waste this wonderful wealth by worrying about where it came from especially when it’s gonna be gone so soon?


Y’know the symbol for your sign with the wee little fishes facin’ either way? Well that sums up the problem you’re dealin’ with this week — you’re headed in two different directions at once. Take some time to figure out what path you really seek or instead of deep in the ocean you’ll be up the creek!

You can contact The Kid at cruisinthecosmos@hotmail.com.