FFWD REW

Cruisin’ the Cosmos – week of Oct. 28 2010

SCORPIO (OCT. 23 – NOV. 21)

Whew! Thankfully it’s all over for now. Even though it’s really only a truce after a battle that brutal it feels more like a win. Instead of all that celebratin’ do yourself some recuperatin’. You don’t know how long this ceasefire will last before the guns begin again to blast.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22 – DEC. 21)

You may think everything’s OK but wake up! It ain’t. Get the stars outta your eyes before they start spinning around your head. Y’know like they do in the cartoons when somebody gets an anvil dropped on it. Time for some clarity or you’ll soon be seeking charity!

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22 – JAN. 19)

This weekend’ll kinda suck ’cause you’re not a big fan of changing your routine but you need to switch it up to get what you want. It may take some time to get used to it but don’t let yourself get impatient or odds are you’ll end up an in-patient!

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20 – FEB. 18)

So you thought that starting fresh would be easy huh? Didn’t figure you’d lose so many friends because they liked the "old you" did you? Ah well screw ’em all. It only means less baggage for you to carry on your journey of awakening. And that can only make it an easier one….

PISCES (FEB. 19 – MARCH 20)

Well kiddo this is it. Time to make the big decision about what you’re gonna do now that you’ve made one about what you’ve done. As much as you love everyone keep ’em at arm’s length this week. As a water sign it’s easy for you to stay on the surface and reflect those around you. What you need to do now is dive into your depths and find out just what freaky life forms are down there!

ARIES (MARCH 21 – APRIL 19)

If you lose your treats when the bottom falls out of your bag what do you do? Go around slitting the bottoms of other people’s just so you can get a chocolate bar here or some boxes of raisins there? What if they were bringing the whole bag of candy to you because they knew you didn’t have any? Need any more rope?

TAURUS (APRIL 20 – MAY 20)

Just keep your head down go on with your work and ignore them next week. No matter how pushy they are don’t let yourself get pulled down to their level and let them drag you down to some addle (NOT SURE WHAT THIS MEANS) argument. There’s no way you’ll win even if you are right so it ain’t worth the fight.

GEMINI (MAY 21 – JUNE 20)

Whoa! It’s good to have dreams but you’re downright floatin’ away again this weekend! If you don’t anchor yourself your swelled head is gonna make a pretty nice target for some redneck lookin’ for practise. Especially if he can’t tell if you’re a harmless weather balloon or one of them UFOs!

CANCER (JUNE 21 – JULY 22)

Fortune finds you this weekend and you’ll feel free to fulfil your deepest desires. What you need to know however is it’s only with the cost of friendship that your fun may finally flourish. But then again how many chances like this does a person like you get in a lifetime?

LEO (JULY 23 – AUG. 22)

When you wanna prune a tree you don’t cut all the limbs off at once or else the poor plant will perish. What makes you think you’re any different? Just cuz you’re a visionary and can see all the way down the line doesn’t mean makin’ changes doesn’t take time!

VIRGO (AUG. 23 – SEPT. 22)

Is it bad luck or is it you? If you’re not sure then you might wanna take a couple days this week to think about it. Fer instance if luck is being at the right place at the right time and being anywhere depends on what choices you’ve made to get there then isn’t luck only a result of decisions you’ve made?

LIBRA (SEPT. 23 – OCT. 22)

Try to think of love as a game. Hide-and-seek’s a good one because it’s a lotta fun whether you do the catching or get caught. Your problem is that you think you have to do the seekin’ all the time. Well try hidin’ for a change. You’ll be found sooner or later.

You can contact The Kid at cruisinthecosmos@hotmail.com.

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