CAPRICORN (DEC. 22 – JAN. 19)
When a painter puts down the brushes and walks away they’ll see something totally different when they return the next day. Colours that clashed suddenly become creative counterpoints and master strokes of genius seem mediocre at best. In other words it’s goin’ pretty good right now so give it a rest!
AQUARIUS (JAN. 20 – FEB. 18)
Sometimes it’s tough to see truth beauty and inspiration in the world when all you see is the crap gettin’ shoved in your face. Even worse the Devil himself uses those same things to trick you into sellin’ your soul. Don’t be so quick to sign until you read the print in fine!
PISCES (FEB. 19 – MARCH 20)
Actin’ against your own moral code will bring you defeat which incidentally you’ll be hung by while you’re swatted at with a baseball bat like some kinda piñata that’s fat with treats. You’re better off listenin’ to your conscience this week without a doubt or you’re doomed to watch all your goodies leak out!
ARIES (MARCH 21 – APRIL 19)
Although money can’t buy you love sometimes it sure can help you acquire happiness. Especially if revenge or even poetic justice curls up the corners on your kisser. If that ain’t perfectly clear wait till the new year when you’ve got cash in your claws and all of a sudden it’s you layin’ down the laws!
TAURUS (APRIL 20 – MAY 20)
When you start hearin’ the New Year call you’ll be tempted to drop your balls ’cause you’ll feel like you’re losin’ the energy to juggle ’em all. What you need is to regain some power so you can still stand tall. Well you’ll find the nourishment you need in love and in hope but you’ll lose even more strength if you seek it in booze and/or dope!
GEMINI (MAY 21 – JUNE 20)
You Gems are too smart for your own good so sometimes you take on more than you should. Sure you think you can handle it but that’s only ’cause your mind moves faster than physical reality. Although you feel like you’re damn near omnipotent overextendin’ yourself now’ll play havoc with payin’ rent!
CANCER (JUNE 21 – JULY 22)
Dang Cancer you crazy kid! You can’t just look back on what you did! You’ve gotta do the do and get yo’ ass into somethin’ new. The cool thing is your timin’ couldn’t be better. As the Christian calendar starts makin’ its changeover you’ll be given the opportunity to do so too. Take it and fortune’ll smile on you!
LEO (JULY 23 – AUG. 22)
Although some cats like to creep around under the cover of night that ain’t the way you should be approachin’ this fight. Y’see cosmic influences are aligned with you so don’t bother actin’ like alley cats do. Throw out your chest and show ’em who’s best in the broad light of day and there won’t be a damn thing they’ll be able to say!
VIRGO (AUG. 23 – SEPT. 22)
Sometimes you can be a tight-ass but doin’ whatever you want just for the hell of it without worryin’ about the consequences can bring you greater success than just sloggin’ away bein’ simply OK. You could have latent abilities and be the world’s best plate-twirler or Mongolian throat singer. Who knows? Well… you would if you’d try!
LIBRA (SEPT. 23 – OCT. 22)
Basin’ your decisions on basic logic ain’t always the best thing to do ’cause you’ll find that intuition’s the factor you’re missin’. Sometimes logic ain’t good for nothin’ at all while a hunch is worth a bunch. Follow that little voice in your head (not the axe-wieldin’ one though please) and it could lead you to some bread!
SCORPIO (OCT. 23 – NOV. 21)
It’s almost as if the universe read your mind (weird huh?) and sent you just what you need to get outta your bind. Now seein’ as your troubles stem from spiritual dismay what you need is a guide to show you the way. Well not really the way but the best way to walk it which’ll get you a lot further than just bein’ able to talk it!
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22 – DEC. 21)
Your human half holds a bow aimed at the heavens; your horse half is just plain heavy and holds you down. Such is animal nature. But there is one thing you can do: Shoot the arrow while your aim is true. Then forget about bein’ human and forget about bein’ horse just become the arrow and don’t waver from your course!
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