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Cruisin’ the Cosmos – week of Feb 3 2011

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20 – FEB. 18)

You’ve always set the bar pretty high for yourself and nobody is sayin’ that you shouldn’t. The thing is now it’s so darn far up there that you have to give up everything else just to jump it. Is that a good idea? Well one philosopher said "If you always keep your eyes focused on the moon someone will snatch the precious pearl from the palm of your hand."

PISCES (FEB. 19 – MARCH 20)

Almost everybody gets the winter blahs but baby this is gettin’ ridiculous. It’s overblown itself from blahs to blues to a downright bad trip. The best news though is that it’s you who booked the ticket so all you’ve gotta do is talk to the little travel agent in your brain and book another. This time decide on a sunnier destination.

ARIES (MARCH 21 – APRIL 19)

Don’t be surprised when before this weekend you start to suspect that everyone sucks in some sort of way. They do. They’re either slack-jawed simpletons arrogant arseholes or somewhere in between. So what does this mean? Screw ’em that’s what. Concentrate on tryin’ to create what you’re dreamin’ about and let ’em all dangle. They can bug you later.

TAURUS (APRIL 20 – MAY 20)

It’s a tense week for you bulls as your ruler Venus has just cruised into Capricorn causing you some emotional sclerosis for a streak — especially until the moon makes it into your sign at the end of the week. At least then a spark’ll set off a blast that’ll send you flyin’ into the future and outta your past!

GEMINI (MAY 21 – JUNE 20)

You’ve gotta love humans. Once they’ve got it good they get spoiled. Hey if you get everything you want why not want everything? Well somewhere along the line you’ve gotta give up all you’ve got to get what you want. Folks who fail to understand that do some pretty wacky things when they finally figure out that’s the way it goes.

CANCER (JUNE 21 – JULY 22)

Even though you’ve kissed and made up the tension remains because you’re still not willin’ to take too much trouble for somebody else. The problem is that world view is only gonna end up causin’ you more trouble down the road than you were willin’ to take in the first place and you’ll be stuck tryin’ to get back to first base!

LEO (JULY 23 – AUG. 22)

So you let temptation get the best of you. You’re only human! Look around. The cultural pressure to give in (not to mention the pressure to feel guilty about givin’ in afterwards) is enormous! Quit livin’ in the past. What’s done is done now start where you’re at. Take one step at a time and now that you’re wiser you’ll be fine.

VIRGO (AUG. 23 – SEPT. 22)

A sleeper dreams but only when they awaken can they work to make it real. You’re still sleepin’ ’cause you’re still dreamin’ about it. Wake up! Do something about it! It’s right there waitin’ for you you’ve just gotta get up offa your ass and go get it! After you’ve had your morning cuppa of course. You’ve gotta take a few moments to collect yourself before you can effectively direct yourself!

LIBRA (SEPT. 23 – OCT. 22)

You Libras live for love and soon you’ll have lots to live for. That "perfect" partner you’ve been pining for is gonna come knockin’ on your door but won’t come inside ’cause they’ve come to take you off for a ride. Problem is you can’t take any of your baggage along with you. If you want this relationship to be tight you’re gonna have to travel light.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23 – NOV. 21)

Scorpios are usually compared to icebergs ’cause they’re really deep but only show a little bit of what they actually are. Well with that depth comes strength. It’s not too easy to push around an iceberg. Just ask the Titanic — or anything else that tries to go up against you this weekend.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22 – DEC. 21)

Next week you’ll have a chance to learn the ways of those wiser than you so that you may make a leap ahead in life. But knowledge is power and as power it’s part of the force. If you choose to use it for the dark side you’ll be turned into a burned bald pus-covered mean old person with no friends like Darth Vader. Is that what you really want?

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22 – JAN. 19)

Love. You can fantasize about it send someone out to scout it use voodoo spells to charm it put up a cold front to disarm it come up with cunning schemes to thieve it feel its lack and grieve it beg and appeal to it or devoutly pray and kneel to it. But read any book and it’ll simply say that love only comes when you look the other way.

You can contact The Kid at cruisinthecosmos@hotmail.com.

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