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Cruisin’ the Cosmos – week of March 17 2011

PISCES (FEB. 19 – MARCH 20)

The reason it seems like everything has gone sour has a lot to do with your pond being a bit shallow. Sure superficially the situation appears to be stale but if you look deeper you’d see it’s not quite yet ready to fail. If you open your mind you’ll have new seas to sail.

ARIES (MARCH 21 – APRIL 19)

Hold your horses there hothead! There just ain’t no hope for you if you try to have it out right now ’cause whether you know it or not the opposition’s too huge. Go for a Ghandi and resist without a ruckus ’cause they’re just waitin’ for you to throw the first blow.

TAURUS (APRIL 20 – MAY 20)

Although no bull likes havin’ another one around there’s one thing you may have noticed: When you’re yoked up to another cow it’s only half as hard to plow. Put together a temporary partnership and pretty soon the pair of you will have plowed plenty.

GEMINI (MAY 21 – JUNE 20)

Don’t take “no” for an answer this week when it comes to attaining the goals you seek. Don’t listen too much to what people have to say. If you let them influence you now or worry they’ll tattle it’ll be like following a herd of cattle — right into the slaughterhouse!

CANCER (JUNE 21 – JULY 22)

There’s lots for you to do right now so you have to choose what you spend your valuable time on carefully. If you keep goin’ off half-cocked you’ll soon run outta ammo and then you won’t have any left. What are you gonna use to shoot the moon then?

LEO (JULY 23 – AUG. 22)

Y’know why rich folk are so often unhappy? Cause the more they have the more they’re concerned they’ll get burned. Enjoy your weekend without worryin’ if what’s makin’ it worthwhile will last otherwise you won’t enjoy anything at all by the time it’s passed.

VIRGO (AUG. 23 – SEPT. 22)

This weekend the full moon’s in your sign so one of two things could happen. If your personal code of ethics is in sync with the way you really think you’ll be fine. If you’re not sure where you stand you’ll put yourself in a bind. Hopefully before then you’ll make up your mind.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23 – OCT. 22)

Funny how what used to make you really happy hasn’t provided you with the same kinda kicks since you’ve gone fanatically crazy about your work. Nothing more than a coinkydink you say? Mmmmm could be that way but honestly? Doubtfully.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23 – NOV. 21)

Put on the blindfold this week and use the force to guide you through the shifting currents of energy. You’ll draw yourself towards a more harmonious existence where your creative energies will not be wasted as much as they are today. Most important for you is to try not and do.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22 – DEC. 21)

Let’s get this straight right now. There are at least two parallel universes — one where buses run on time people are completely reliable and the job always gets done. Then there’s the one we live in. You might as well just deal with it and get to work ’cause when you start to sweat it you start to act like a jerk.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22 – JAN. 19)

No matter how much you mush the mutts or how fast they go your drive to destiny in the cosmic Iditarod is doomed to defeat unless you can generate more heat. The only way to do that without doubt is to light the fire within and let all the love in you out.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20 – FEB. 18)

You seem to think you can do whatever the hell you want and it won’t matter. Well you can but don’t expect it to last forever and definitely don’t expect it to go back to the way it was before. Some decisions are irreversible just like the flow of time.

You can contact The Kid at cruisinthecosmos@hotmail.com

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