SCORPIO (OCT. 23 — NOV. 21)
All’s not lost yet but it may still take some sweat. There’s a spark of hope left and with a bit o’ luck and some heavy breathing you should be able to get it blazing. But don’t breathe too hard or too long or you might end up burning down your house!
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22 — DEC. 21)
Soon Venus’ll cozy up to you as it slides in your sign. What does it mean? You’re juiced baby! If folks figured your Sagittarian sexiness was smokin’ before they’re sure in for a big surprise when they look into your eyes this week and see you’re so sizzlin’!
CAPRICORN (DEC. 22 — JAN. 19)
Whoa! Hate to get totally heavy on you but if you want to maintain your claim to fame you’ve gotta get your mind in a new frame. That means changin’ a lot o’ things and makin’ some waves. Just remember to be gentle when you jog things ’cause the cryin’ you cause could be your own.
AQUARIUS (JAN. 20 — FEB. 18)
Just ’cause you’re one o’ them individual-type persons who don’t really care all that much about other people’s opinions it don’t mean you can’t feel it when the eyes of failure are burning into the back of your head. And they’re starin’ mighty hard. At least when you think about ’em that is.
PISCES (FEB. 19 — MARCH 20)
Does it frighten your friendly fishness that someone who is supposedly so passive and peace lovin’ would do something devious just to attain their desires? Well why the hell not? With the new moon in your sign this weekend it’s time to step into some new boots and take hold of the reins.
Giddy up!
ARIES (MARCH 21 — APRIL 19)
There’s no use complainin’ because it’s only gonna fall on deaf ears. Yeah you gotta be you. Yeah you need adventure. But yeah it’s a hassle to go against the grain. That’s why everybody else goes with it. How can they feel sorry for you for payin’ a price they’re too scared to shell out for?
TAURUS (APRIL 20 — MAY 20)
Y’know in this game of cosmic dodgeball we’re all playin’ with the universe there really ain’t no place you can stand where you won’t get walloped. Especially on the weekend when you find yourself up against the wall. Look out here comes the ball!
GEMINI (MAY 21 — JUNE 20)
Right now the universe is in a huge holding pattern for you. Create destroy create destroy. You never stick out anything long enough for the cosmos to kick in some heavy-duty support action. Well why should it bother if you’re just gonna quit anyway?
CANCER (JUNE 21 — JULY 22)
They say a Cancer’s heart is like an ever-flowing cup. That’s cool but too much water will drown anything that walks erect and has an opposable thumb. Since you’re readin’ horoscopes you probably qualify for one of the two so take heed: there’s a whole lotta ways to get caught up in greed.
LEO (JULY 23 — AUG. 22)
Now why would a fire sign like you be lookin’ forward to the comin’ frostiness? Could it be ’cause you’ve clued into a classic case of “bi-bernation?” That is it’s easier to stay in bed all winter when there’s two of you. You are a crafty kitty cat aren’t you?
VIRGO (AUG. 23 — SEPT. 22)
Just because you’re content ’bout how everything went it don’t mean it still ain’t goin’. Sure you got what you asked for. Now wouldn’t you know it but the whole damn world is gonna make you hop through hoops if you wanna hold onto it.
LIBRA (SEPT. 23 — OCT. 22)
This weekend you’ll feel like headin’ out and burnin’ rubber on the road of life. Don’t. Spend it alone in the garage doin’ a systems diagnosis. Besides if something’s on a one-way road to Nowheresville it ain’t worth makin’ the trip to stop by for a visit.
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