FFWD REW

Cruisin’ the Cosmos – week of May 10 2012

TAURUS (APRIL 20 — MAY 20)

Don’t let your head get too big this week or you run the risk of making dodgy decisions due to your overblown ego. If you do someone’ll need to drain your bloated brain sac stat. Don’t worry if you’re nice they’ll leave alone the li’l pea-sized thing floatin’ around in there!

GEMINI (MAY 21 — JUNE 20)

Chances are you’ve made your move but still can’t bust outta this rut. Well the watchword right now is one you won’t wanna hear: patience. You’ve just gotta wait a while for the momentum to build which it will. You’ll start to notice it within a week so there’s no need to freak!

CANCER (JUNE 21 — JULY 22)

Don’t come cryin’ to us when it all goes pear-shaped. That’s what happens when you follow every wild impulse especially when they put you in precarious positions. If trouble’s what you ask for sure ’nuff trouble’s what you’re gonna get this week!

LEO (JULY 23 — AUG. 22)

With both Sun and Moon working against you this week now ain’t the time to play with your prey. If you’re lucky enough to catch ’em in your claws don’t pause for leisure or you chance losin’ your treasure!

VIRGO (AUG. 23 — SEPT. 22)

If you want to do something excitin’ for a change something to help you escape from the drudgery of your day-to-day check your pockets thoroughly this week. For the first time in a while you might find more than lint!

LIBRA (SEPT. 23 — OCT. 22)

Your dreams of happiness and love can come true but only if you get off your ass and make the first move. Make it snappy too since you ain’t the only sleepyhead in Slumberland. If you continue to snooze you’re both gonna lose!

SCORPIO (OCT. 23 — NOV. 21)

Use your special insight and appeal this week to seal yourself a deal. It ain’t takin’ advantage it’s called “leveraging your core competencies.” The sooner you realize this the sooner you’ll find your way to financial bliss!

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22 — DEC. 21)

Cursed jinxed and hoo-dooed you feel you’ll never be able to show your face in public again. All right then at least now you can get some work done. With such focus you’ll make serious strides and soon be in a place where you’re proud to show your face!

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22 — JAN. 19)

Now ain’t the time to go scalin’ mountain cliffs. You’re gonna need all your energy and graceful balancin’ skills this weekend to deal with the past. Once you’re finished you’ll be much more relaxed. Besides the less baggage you tote the easier it is to hop them rocks like a goat!

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20 — FEB. 18)

You’ve got a dream and if you want it to materialize you’re going to have to take action and avoid distraction. How? By locking yourself away hermit-style for a while. This week it’s the only way you’ll be able to square your affairs.

PISCES (FEB. 19 — MARCH 20)

Why does something always get in your way whenever you have an opportunity? Maybe you aren’t really runnin’ into interference maybe you’ve got an undiagnosed case of lazy butt you’ve yet to face. There’s a reason sloth is a deadly sin and this week it’s the one you should focus on exterminatin’!

ARIES (MARCH 21 — APRIL 19)

Break free of their prison and build your own castle. That’s the only way to go for an iconoclast like you and this week it’s something you’ll have a chance to do. Take it. It’ll pan out and provide you the opportunity to be ruler of your own palace!

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