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Cruisin’ the Cosmos – week of July 26 2012

LEO (JULY 23 — AUG. 22)

The tension you just can’t seem to relieve is the past pullin’ on your ass. Clip that cord kiddo. You need to sever the tie that won’t let you fly ’cause it’s when you can soar high above that you’ll see the true meaning of love!

VIRGO (AUG. 23 — SEPT. 22)

Ooops! What you thought was “just” a friendship can bring you much more than you expect. That is if you’re open enough to accept it. The only problem is it would be fine if it weren’t happenin’ at the worst time.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23 — OCT. 22)

It may look to you like you’re coming up with all the aces but you’re only wasting your time. Why? Because you’re too stubborn to see the truth: no matter how hard you swing the ball just ain’t in your court baby.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23 — NOV. 21)

So you think you’re the Don and your empire is firmly clenched in your fat little fist. You wish! Truth is the only thing you’ve got is a handful of crumbs from someone above you. The question is: who?

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22 — DEC. 21)

Your quest on this particular path’ll lead you to many forks in the road. In fact you’re at one now. It’s up to you to choose which way you wanna go. Just remember two’s company and three’s a crowd!

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22 — JAN. 19)

Sorry to bust your bubble bud but no matter how you try to set it up you’re going to have to work for a living the rest of your life. Well at least as long as you keep tellin’ yourself you need all that stuff that keeps pilin’ up around you.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20 — FEB. 18)

There’s a big change comin’ in your life and you’re just startin’ to get whiffs of it in the air. It’ll bring great happiness as well as bust-assin’ness. But like the scent you smell it ain’t gonna come ’til nature decides to waft it your way.

PISCES (FEB. 19 — MARCH 20)

You’ve used your cunning and you’ve got ’em cornered. There’s not much room to manoeuvre in there so this dance is gonna be a close one. Feel like givin’ in’s the beginning of the end? It is. That’s why you have to enjoy it while it lasts!

ARIES (MARCH 21 — APRIL 19)

Want a piece of advice for the weekend? If you think you have an agreement you probably don’t. Make sure you do before you say you won’t. You could have been suckered in while you were sucking ’em down. Don’t let a fine pint get in the way of the fine print!

TAURUS (APRIL 20 — MAY 20)

Don’t be afraid to give up a good thing just ’cause you might not be successful at something better. That’s BS! You’ve only gotta stick wit’ it to git it and if there’s one area where you bulls have the know-how it’s puttin’ your head down and pullin’ that plow!

GEMINI (MAY 21 — JUNE 20)

Want to attract a little bumblebee to pollinate your flower? Well then be completely open and stay still or sway very gently in the breeze please. Any sudden moves’ll be like tellin’ ’em to buzz off!

CANCER (JUNE 21 — JULY 22)

You’ll fully feel your natural nurturing urge this week you cuddly crab you. Act on it immediately because the seeds you take care of now are going to keep you fed in the near future.

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