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Cruisin’ the Cosmos – week of Nov 1 2012

SCORPIO (OCT. 23 — NOV. 21) A trio of tiny-minded tyrants stands between you and your goal. You don’t need to knock ’em down though. Use your powers of persuasion to get ’em to sway. You might even get help from ’em along the way!

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22 — DEC. 21) Oh you can get it this weekend. You asked for it and there it is waitin’. All you gotta do is fill your pockets. Too bad they’re already full. Looks like before you can score you’ll have to make room for more!

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22 — JAN. 19) Big Brother got you down? Keepin’ you there by the boot-heel? Wanna escape? Well so far the only place he don’t own is inside of you and if you go there you’ll find what’s yours and yours alone. That’s what you can use to stick it to The Man.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20 — FEB. 18) You air signs are intellectual and all but sometimes the less you think the happier you’ll be. C’mon try it. Pretend you’re dumb as an experiment. You might find you have more than you thought you had before. Anyway if ignorance is bliss how could you miss?

PISCES (FEB. 19 — MARCH 20) So you lost somethin’. Oh well. It’s a big universe filled with electrons and protons and quantum stuff that keeps jumpin’ around attachin’ and detachin’ from each other in a crazy dance of creation. Sooner or later somethin’s gonna have to attach itself to you. Especially considerin’ how attractive you are!

ARIES (MARCH 21 — APRIL 19) You may curse the cruel cosmos that has crushed your favourite flower under its feet but in the light of a new day you will see it was really a noxious weed. You’ve really been freed!

TAURUS (APRIL 20 — MAY 20) This weekend’ll kinda suck ’cause you’re not a big fan of changin’ your routine. Well you gotta do it to get what you want. It may take some time to get used to it but don’t get impatient or you might end up an in-patient!

GEMINI (MAY 21 — JUNE 20) You sure like to go from one extreme to another don’t you? Just make sure in your quest to cut out the useless flab in your life you don’t accidentally chop off something you really need!

CANCER (JUNE 21 — JULY 22) You can’t always get what you want but how do you make sure you get this? Well for starters you have to actually take the first solid step towards it. Then it’s only a matter of how fast you can run!

LEO (JULY 23 — AUG. 22) The stars have smiled upon you and have seen fit to favour you with their wealth. Ponder not these sudden riches but rather these historic words of wisdom: Just do it.

VIRGO (AUG. 23 — SEPT. 22) Don’t take it personally pal. No matter how hard you toil it’s the universe that’ll decide what’s gonna happen and what ain’t. Its decision may be final but you on the other hand can change!

LIBRA (SEPT. 23 — OCT. 22) For some reason you’re struck with a desire to do good and improve the lives of those around you. You want to make everyone’s surroundings more beautiful and you even feel like givin’ yourself over completely to the needs of others. The rest of us are pretty pleased about that!

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