FFWD REW

Cruisin the Cosmos – week of Feb 28 2013

PISCES (FEB. 19 — MARCH 20) Enjoy your well-earned weekend wet one. With almost all the inner planets in your sign you might even be lucky enough to put some heat under your love life. Don’t worry about it so much sweetie. If it doesn’t happen now in a week when the moon joins things’ll really start boilin’!

ARIES (MARCH 21 — APRIL 19) Nothing’s more frustratin’ for a fire sign than when you ain’t movin’ at all just spinnin’ your wheels. Well sorry to say but you’ll feel that way for a few more weeks until the sun enters your sign to mark the start of springtime. Just be ready to run when you hear the startin’ gun!

TAURUS (APRIL 20 — MAY 20) Matador messin’ with your pasture? Don’t take the bait and charge at ’em out of hate or gettin’ stuck by their sword’ll be your fate. Make like Ferdinand instead — hang out and sniff flowers so you don’t wind up dead.

GEMINI (MAY 21 — JUNE 20) Your extremity can be a closed fist for punchin’ or an open hand for shakin’. Right now ask yourself which one’ll get you the furthest with the least amount of pain on your part. If you ain’t sure this week give ’ em both a go so next time you’ll know.

CANCER (JUNE 21 — JULY 22) Who cares what the gossip may be? It’s time for you to take over and get this done properly. Don’t stress it won’t be like all the other times when you thanklessly cleaned up everyone else’s mess. In fact this time you’ll even be rewarded!

LEO (JULY 23 — AUG. 22) If you open yourself to it divine inspiration’ll reveal the solution to the problem at hand this week and you can finally close the chapter and move on. Sounds pretty easy but how do you know if you’re open or not? Maybe you’ll feel a draft.

VIRGO (AUG. 23 — SEPT. 22) Ahem. If you would prefer to maintain the chaste discriminating Virgo image you’ve cultivated y’all better hide your demons deep down inside next week. Otherwise your slip’ll be showin’ and your cover’s gonna be blown!

LIBRA (SEPT. 23 — OCT. 22) Your judgment may be right on the money but mayhap you want to step out of your glass house before chuckin’ rocks at the poor sap. Otherwise you and your family could be lookin’ for a place to stay faster than you can say “reciprocity.”

SCORPIO (OCT. 23 — NOV. 21) If it seems like lately you’ve been attracting a lot of trouble you’re right. It’s like bad weather: it’ll pass but not until it’s good and ready. Stay inside unless necessary ’cause when you do go out you’ll probably get soaked.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22 — DEC. 21) Y’know you can give the arrows a rest now. We’ve had enough. Exactly who or what are you tryin’ to kill anyway? Maybe you should figure that out before you start superimposin’ his/her/its face on everyone all over the place!

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22 — JAN. 19) Ain’t it funny how havin’ money can suddenly change all of the rules? Or maybe they’re the same as always they just look different when you’ve got the gold. That’s what it’s like to make ’em — you don’t pay much attention if you break ’em.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20 — FEB. 18) Things lookin’ kinda dark? Well the only way you’ll achieve lastin’ happiness is by shinin’ your own light down here on Earth. If you keep it up findin’ your way’ll be easy because it’ll be so well lit!

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