Cruisin’ the Cosmos – week of June 13 2013

GEMINI (MAY 21 — JUNE 20) There ain’t much better than bein’ in love but when push comes to shove there’s much involved you must be sure of. Such as whether you can afford to let daily affairs go ignored while you’re busy adorin’ and bein’ adored? This week pay attention to biz no matter how attractive another offer is!

CANCER (JUNE 21 — JULY 22) Your claws prefer to tightly cling to those things that provide you emotional stability. Sometimes though you gotta let go and take a chance on what you don’t know. Like this week. When it comes to gamblin’ with them feels don’t think twice and spin that wheel!

LEO (JULY 23 — AUG. 22) Bein’ apex o’ the food pyramid is what it’s all about — livin’ without fear or doubt. Snarl growl go on the prowl but never ever throw in the towel. In fact this week you’ll be less like a lion and more like a T. rex ’cause it’s time for Leos to ferociously flex!

VIRGO (AUG. 23 — SEPT. 22) Even if you had the world in the palm o’ your hand there’d still be an entire universe surroundin’ you where you stand. No matter what you’ve got or how much you know there’ll always be room to grow. Right now you know someone who’ll help you with this task — simply ask!

LIBRA (SEPT. 23 — OCT. 22) Luck happens because of your heart not whether you’re dumb or smart. That’s why this week you need to try somethin’ new and totally forget what your brain’s tellin’ you. Go with your gut feelin’ and you’re gonna see a whole lotta serendipity!

SCORPIO (OCT. 23 — NOV. 21) The best laid plans o’ mice and men end up gettin’ foiled again ’n’ again. That’s why presently the perfect plan is no plan so forget long-term for now and just do what you can. It don’t mean you’re lackin’ ambition but you can quickly correct course while pursuin’ your vision!

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22 — DEC. 21) You’re not clear which enemy you’re dealin’ with — brainwashed storm trooper or Dark Lord of the Sith. It’s usually safe to play diplomat. Outclass their ass so they’ll look like chumps and if they can kick yours you’ll likely avoid takin’ lumps!

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22 — JAN. 19) It may seem like you’re at the end of the rope but in reality you’ve got lots of hope. At the moment the Moon’s obstructin’ your view so you can’t see things turnin’ around for you. Soon you won’t need to look so far to realize they actually are!

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20 — FEB. 18) Whether for better or worse you’re takin’ a step into a new universe. You’ll have new decisions to make and big risks to take plus plenty o’ potential mistakes. To avoid the latter ignore everyone’s chatter — if it ain’t in your vision don’t make no decision!

PISCES (FEB. 19 — MARCH 20) Sure stings learnin’ you ain’t the puppet master and someone pulls your strings. Well you can’t ignore they’ve moved you in ways you’ve never been moved before. If you can set pride aside you won’t be so sore and you’ll learn a heckuva lot more from your new mentor!

ARIES (MARCH 21 — APRIL 19) Just ’cause the cosmos peed on your campfire that’s no reason to mope — it’s a disaster but it ain’t without hope. If there’s an ember spark or glowin’ coal there’s still a good chance you’ll reach your goal. Keep blowin’ on it and you’ll find it amazin’ how soon the fire starts blazin’!

TAURUS (APRIL 20 — MAY 20) This week your inspiration level’ll be at an all-time high as the scales fall from your eyes and you realize you’ve been tellin’ yourself lies. Truth is the ultimate fountain of youth so there’s no need for self-scorn. Celebrate your birthday instead ’cause you’ve just been reborn!