CANCER (JUNE 21 — JULY 22) This week the world’ll feel grey and drab like a concrete slab so you’ll be sorely tempted to start swervin’ into off-road diversions. Don’t do it or you’ll get bogged down in mud. This week don’t take detours or halt keep your ass rollin’ on the asphalt!
LEO (JULY 23 — AUG. 22) Chemical compounds start swappin’ ions when they collide. When that flow stops the compounds have gotten their fix and will no longer react when they mix since they come out the other side completely different than they went in. Looks like it’s time for Leo to try a new combination!
VIRGO (AUG. 23 — SEPT. 22) Your patience is on the verge of payoff and you’ll be piggin’ out like a politician at the pork barrel soon. Trouble is when eatin’ so good one tends not to worry ’bout all the things they should — like your fellow citizens and the need for good in the ’hood!
LIBRA (SEPT. 23 — OCT. 22) Change is power. Just ask anyone who keeps their mate by keepin’ them guessin’. That’s the strategy you oughtta be stressin’ so get in your opponent’s mind and start messin’. If they’re too nervous about tryin’ to predict your next move they’ll work out a truce just to make life go smooth!
SCORPIO (OCT. 23 —— NOV. 21) With the way celestial winds blow you may feel at an all-time low but you still gotta go on with the show. Things can only get better from here and they will — if you can keep it in gear. As long as you can get through this week you’ll soon attain the success you seek!
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22 — DEC. 21) It takes tons of strength to stand your ground when all kindsa morons try messin’ around with you. But when their meddlin’ gets so bad you can barely move a muscle it no longer simply suffices to make a stand. The time has come to kick ass and take command!
CAPRICORN (DEC. 22 — JAN. 19) Let bygones be bygones and bury the hatchet — but just ’cause there’s a hole you don’t have to patch it. Sometimes it’s wiser to leave a space especially when it’s something not easily replaced. Fillin’ that gap with whatever’s at hand will cause more problems than you planned!
AQUARIUS (JAN. 20 — FEB. 18) No matter how bad bullies breathe down your neck hold your head high and don’t give one heck. You can handle the heat on the street whether it’s the fryin’ pan type or the fire variety. Either way by keepin’ your cool you win at the end of the day!
PISCES (FEB. 19 — MARCH 20) The Universe ain’t exactly financially strained and it’s always expandin’ since it knows nothin’ ventured nothin’ gained. Why are you not the same? If you need money love or help with a task the universe has it — you’ve just gotta ask. This week if you want the best make a formal request!
ARIES (MARCH 21 — APRIL 19) This week don’t try imposin’ your vision on someone else’s decision. It’s flatterin’ to know you have influence over another person but you carry some of the karmic load if you cause their life to worsen. It’s time to keep your big mouth shut or risk receivin’ a karmic kick in the butt!
TAURUS (APRIL 20 — MAY 20) Well you’ve finally managed to find some kinda calm pond in which to unwind. No wonder when someone throws a pebble into your placid pool your first reaction is to lose your cool. Don’t. Let the ripples from their rock deliver you to your destiny — it’s meant to be!
GEMINI (MAY 21 — JUNE 20) Right now you’re susceptible to the influence of others so here’s some advice from your mother: stay away from that bad crowd. Normally you’re able to keep your distance but this week you’ll easily cave in to insistence and like takin’ a bad bet agree on somethin’ you’ll regret!
