VIRGO (AUG. 23 — SEPT. 22) With the Moon bein’ new you’ll feel you can do anything like jugglin’ a dozen flamin’ chainsaws at once. If you try to do so you’re a dunce. The fact you’ve only got two hands clearly factors into your plans. This week don’t bite off more than you can chew and minimize the tasks you promise you’ll do!
LIBRA (SEPT. 23 — OCT. 22) The trouble with bein’ a scale is always seein’ both sides without fail. When you know you can profit by bein’ both evil and good you ain’t always certain to choose the path you should. This week seek help with your decision and someone’ll step up and assist you to see with much clearer vision!
SCORPIO (OCT. 23 — NOV. 21) Your rulin’ planet Pluto is finishing its retrograde motion this month. That means your thinkin’ needs to be clear ’cause until it goes direct you can’t be sure what to expect. Carry on but don’t plan a lot ’cause until then you won’t really know what you’ve got!
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22 — DEC. 21) Here’s hopin’ your heart stays open ’cause if you spend your time alone mopin’ you ain’t really copin’. Depression’ll start tightenin’ the rope and you’ll be more likely to turn to drinkin’ or dopin’. As a surefire remedy a li’l love can’t be beat for helpin’ you back on your feet!
CAPRICORN (DEC. 22 — JAN. 19) All righty you’ve had your holiday. Now it’s time to work to pay your way. After this weekend passes you can’t afford to stay slow as molasses. If you wanna maintain both your bling and your rep you’ll have to start puttin’ a lot more pep in your step!
AQUARIUS (JAN. 20 — FEB. 18) This is one of the things you hate most — goin’ through the motions ’cause you’ve given up the ghost. Though you continue to do what’s expected of you there’s good reason to keep followin’ through. While wages you’ll still continue to earn you’ll profit more from other things you learn!
PISCES (FEB. 19 — MARCH 20) Avoid the temptation to follow the school and swim your own way even if they call you a fool. It’s their thinkin’ that ain’t sound lettin’ others’ whims lead ’em around and around. This week unhook conformity’s leash follow your heart and find your own niche!
ARIES (MARCH 21 — APRIL 19) Now’s the time to put all your attention into the task of self-reinvention. You’ve been the same for a little too long and you need a change whether it’s right or it’s wrong. This may temporarily put you into a bind but this week you’ll find peace of mind when you start to leave your past behind!
TAURUS (APRIL 20 — MAY 20) You know the story. Guy waves flag at bull. Bull charges flag. Guy pulls away flag and sticks sword in bull. Lots of blood. Applause roses. Moral of the story? Don’t be so quick to run towards the flag this week. Check it first to avoid the worst!
GEMINI (MAY 21 — JUNE 20) If your core philosophy is “if it feels good I do it” don’t ask a few weeks from now why you blew it. Success this month’ll come one way and one way alone — puttin’ your nose to the proverbial grindstone. Follow through on what you’ve already begun and very soon you’ll find you’ve won!
CANCER (JUNE 21 — JULY 22) Sometimes you set yourself up for failure in a misguided attempt at stayin’ pure. Like some kind of spiritual Luddite you reject the idea technology can make evolution easy. This week stop callin’ it “lazy” and start seein’ the benefits of “intelligent efficiency!”
LEO (JULY 23 — AUG. 22) Luck is like a natural force and like a strong burst of wind can determine your course. However if your sails ain’t prepared for the gale when it comes time to harness it you’re gonna fail. This weekend be ready for winds of fortune to blow and take you where you’ve asked to go!
