Cruisin’ the Cosmos – week of Sept 26 to Oct 2

LIBRA (SEPT. 23 — OCT. 22) When things don’t wind up the way you’d planned don’t be afraid to ask for a hand. A helpin’ hand that is. But let’s make one thing perfectly clear — we ain’t talkin’ ’bout charity here. Ask and ye shall receive a break but success is up to you to make!

SCORPIO (OCT. 23 — NOV. 21) You can say it’s all good and knock on wood but you can’t avoid doin’ what you know you should. It ain’t others’ opinions you need to fear you just want to be comfortable when you look in the mirror. This week be honest and true and don’t give one whit what folks think about you!

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22 — DEC. 21) It ain’t hard to be honest when things are goin’ good but when times are tough it’s hard to do what you should. The temptation to be shady and/or shifty is huge but so are the chances you’ll get used as a stooge. This week if you come correct things’ll turn out better than you expect!

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22 — JAN. 19) Ain’t nothin’ wrong with havin’ a dream but beware of bein’ suckered by some get-rich-quick scheme. If anyone oughtta know that wealth without work is way too good to be true it’s an earth sign like you. This week makin’ a buck is all about work and has nothin’ to do with luck!

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20 — FEB. 18) Good thing you’re a people person or this week you’d be steady cursin’. Don’t plan on gettin’ much time alone ’cause your doorbell’ll be ringin’ and so will your phone. Feel free to take any opportunity you’re given but be sure it won’t interfere with the way you wanna be livin’!

PISCES (FEB. 19 — MARCH 20) All salmon know it’s easy to swim with the flow but sometimes you gotta swim against it to get where you gotta go. This’ll be one of those weeks. Don’t be afraid to go against the grain ’cause the short-term pain’ll evolve into long-term gain!

ARIES (MARCH 21 — APRIL 19) All work and no play make you dull and bored outta your skull but your agenda is currently full. You just wanna have fun but don’t jump the gun ’cause you’ll create more work for yourself if what you already have doesn’t get done. Soon enough you can sit back ’n’ relax but this week you need to perform to the max!

TAURUS (APRIL 20 — MAY 20) Don’t get depressed that your life seems somewhat messed. Earth signs simply find it difficult to see happiness without fiscal security. You may be painfully aware of impulses you can’t afford but pain’s helpful when addressed and gets worse when ignored. This week work’s the best way to deal with the discomfort you feel!

GEMINI (MAY 21 — JUNE 20) Before the weekend with the Moon in your sign you’ll see your choices clearly as if bathed in bright light. Since seein’ and bein’ are two different things you’ll have to deal with the dilemma this clarity brings. That’s the hard part. Which will you feed — your stomach or heart?

CANCER (JUNE 21 — JULY 22) If you were a cartoon character you’d open your wallet right now and moths would flutter out through a cloud of dust. At least you’d have somethin’ in there besides thin air but you’re human so it ain’t all that funny. Make no mistake this week’s all about makin’ some money!

LEO (JULY 23 — AUG. 22) You won’t last much longer than the blink of an eye if you think your success places you unattainably high. If you try to play like it’s a game of king-of-the-hill you’ll start treatin’ everyone like it’s kill or be killed. This week maintain an open mind and you’ll see how much support you’ll actually find!

VIRGO (AUG. 23 — SEPT. 22) Here’s a heads-up for the chaos the Moon’ll wreak while it’s square to you for most of the week. It won’t necessarily be bad luck or somethin’ for you to fear or fight but it’ll be such an overwhelmin’ surprise you’ll be like a deer in headlights. Give it a bit to set in but before long you’d better get runnin’ along!