Cruisin’ the Cosmos – week of Oct 2 – 10

LIBRA (SEPT. 23 — OCT. 22) Don’t jump the gun and start cheerin’ yet ’cause you ain’t at the peak and so you’re as far as you’ll get. You haven’t climbed as high as you’d wished; you’ve only gotten base camp established. That was the easy part now here’s the real test: climbin’ to the top of your own Everest!

SCORPIO (OCT. 23 — NOV. 21) “Eat drink and be merry for tomorrow we die” as a philosophy is totally metal but often a lie. Like it was all those times you didn’t actually croak but awoke the next day hungover and broke. This week save the strain on your bank organs and head and prepare for tomorrow in case you ain’t dead!

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22 — DEC. 21) Ain’t nothin’ wrong with struttin’ around like you’re the cock o’ the walk as the other chickens cluck while they gawk. If you got it flaunt it right? The problem is when walkin’ tall ain’t enough you start peckin’ the rest of the poultry. This week no matter how hot you is keep your beak outta other hen’s biz!

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22 — JAN. 19) If you’re lookin’ around with your eyes wide open you’ll notice nature ain’t sittin’ ’round mopin’ about winter’s imminent start. No siree plants and animals are busy puttin’ on more hair and gettin’ their winter fare prepared. This week take a page from their book and start stockin’ your pantry so you’ll have somethin’ to cook!

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20 — FEB. 18) You won’t always recognize Lady Luck if you incorrectly assume she’ll go undisguised with no mask or costume. Sure as shootin’ she’s around this week and holds the key to the conclusion you seek. If you’re payin’ attention and not actin’ dumb she’ll help you realize your desired outcome!

PISCES (FEB. 19 — MARCH 20) Disappointment ain’t always a bad thing due to the lessons it usually brings. Like how nothin’ gets handed to you on a silver platter — you’ve gotta work hard for it if it really does matter. This week apply all of the lessons you’ve learned and whatever you get’ll be honestly earned!

ARIES (MARCH 21 — APRIL 19) If you’re honest and forthright in all you do there ain’t nothin’ The Man can put over on you. In other words don’t ask don’t tell cover your ass and everything’ll be swell. This week if you come correct success is something you can expect!

TAURUS (APRIL 20 — MAY 20) Most folks think money’ll fix all their troubles but in many cases they’ll just double. Money ain’t always so fun see and if’n you ain’t careful with what you do get you’ll find it’s easier to wind up in debt. This week be careful with cash to avoid bein’ under the slave-driver’s lash!

GEMINI (MAY 21 — JUNE 20) Everybody knows your ruler Mercury has got wings on his helmet ’n’ feet and that’s what makes him so swift ’n’ fleet but do you understand what he holds in his hand? It’s the caduceus — the sign of the medical biz. This week no matter how hard it is help others to ease their pain and in the end you’ll also gain!

CANCER (JUNE 21 — JULY 22) You’ve got a problem that can’t be ignored and it’s the fact you’re so gal-darned bored. You need a cosmic bitch-slap that’ll force you to draw from strengths you have yet to tap. This week if you’re up to the test you’ll be blown away by your newly found zest!

LEO (JULY 23 — AUG. 22) Givin’ up all to make one thing work can leave you with nothin’ except feelin’ like a jerk. Your commitment to caring’s commendable but your resources ain’t infinitely expendable. This week give all that you’re able but make sure you can put food on your own table!

VIRGO (AUG. 23 — SEPT. 22) A classic Virgo symbol is a girl surrounded by suitors bein’ super-choosy before pickin’ one that perfectly suits her. So don’t make no decision if it ain’t in your vision. This week keep holdin’ auditions until you find the one who finally fits the bill!