LIBRA (SEPT. 23 — OCT. 22) Momentum may be marvelous but don’t expect it to do all the work. You don’t exist in a vacuum so you’ve still got drag and gravity to contend with while you’re in motion. You can plant seeds all you want but you need to work your hardest if you want a decent crop come harvest!
SCORPIO (OCT. 23 — NOV. 21) Take the weekend to yourself since you have a super-sized decision to make — what to sacrifice to mighty Mars on Tuesday. It could be a habit or a memory you’re holdin’ on to or certain behaviours that come back to haunt you. What you lay on the altar next week’ll help him push your powers to their peak!
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22 — DEC. 21) Your cup’ll so runneth over with gravy this week it’ll be more like a dribble glass — so make sure you don’t get that juicy grease all over your ass. If you get too caught up in pursuin’ your happiness you’ll create a mess that’ll only end up causin’ you heaps o’ stress!
CAPRICORN (DEC. 22 — JAN. 19) This week you’ll feel like the first troubadour who figured out folks’ll pay something to see ’im perform. You can actually do what you really want and wherever you may roam you’ll be able to support yourself and create a kind of home. Travel’s affordable when your talent’s transportable!
AQUARIUS (JAN. 20 — FEB. 18) It’s fine to have your head in the clouds as long as you remember to keep your feet on the ground. Well in your case at least no more than a metre or so in the air Aquarius. That’s why this week what you should seek for its worth is some practical advice on stayin’ down-to-earth!
PISCES (FEB. 19 — MARCH 20) This week your life’ll seem so like a fairy tale you might be more worried about Disney suin’ you for copyright infringement than anything else. Not only will love fate and fortune play like a cliché but the evil antagonist’ll be burned and to its rightful heir the crown returned!
ARIES (MARCH 21 — APRIL 19) This week change’ll come like the sting of a scorpion from a boot you forgot to shake out in the mornin’ — an unexpectedly painful wake-up call. You may even go into shock and convulsions but you won’t die. Before you panic from thinkin’ about it any longer it ain’t gonna kill you so it’ll just make you stronger!
TAURUS (APRIL 20 — MAY 20) It don’t matter if you play by the rules when other folks are cheatin’ there’s a slim chance of beatin ’em without sinkin’ to their level. That don’t mean you oughtta deal with the devil and sell your soul for some control. But you may want to think twice and start lookin’ for a new game where people play nice!
GEMINI (MAY 21 — JUNE 20) It seems a rough ’n’ rocky road ahead but it ain’t half as bad as you expect it to be. Avoidin’ that path is what you really should dread ’cause if you do you’ll never be free. Don’t be afraid to change directions ’cause this particular road’ll bring you quite a bit closer to perfection!
CANCER (JUNE 21 — JULY 22) To get yourself along the way you could turn on the charm right away. Of course it can be kinda like jumpin’ from the fryin’ pan into the wok. You may catch more flies with honey than vinegar but how many of ’em do you want crawlin’ all over you anyway?
LEO (JULY 23 — AUG. 22) Are you a feral feline or a domesticated pussy? One roams free and hunts on the plains the other’s confined to its owner’s domain. King or Queen of the jungle you say? Well if all it takes to distract you is a bowl of milk and a ball of string you ain’t likely the ruler of anything!
VIRGO (AUG. 23 — SEPT. 22) You need to muster up all the courage you can get ’cause startin’ next week things’ll get harder yet. There is an end in sight — but first there’ll be a considerable fight. Whether you know it or not you’ve got the strength to beat it but only if you brew up the bravery you need to step up and defeat it!