Cruisin’ the Cosmos – week of Oct 31 2013

SCORPIO (OCT. 23 — NOV. 21) Worry not about what you oughtta do ’cause if you stay true to your core beliefs you’ll make it through with minimal grief. You durn well know your right from your wrong so don’t go along just to get along. This weekend while the moon’s new play by the rules and you’ll kick the butt of any smack-talkin’ fools!

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22 — DEC. 21) Sure good things come to those who wait but those who grab first get the great. Of course if you take more than you need when it comes time to feed you could be undone by your own greed. This week make sure you ain’t bein’ fattened for slaughter or you won’t see the farm comin’ till you’ve already bought ’er!

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22 — JAN. 19) Try to remain calm cool and collected even though you may not get the results you expected. It’d be pretty dumb to get worked up over an unforeseeable outcome. This week first let the chips fall where they may and then decide which card you should play!

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20 — FEB. 18) The entire universe’ll open up to you if you ain’t concerned what folks think of you. You don’t need anyone’s approval or permission when you’re on a spiritual mission. This week forget all about people’s perceptions and dare to stand out as one of life’s exceptions!

PISCES (FEB. 19 — MARCH 20) Victory? Complete. Opponents? Beat. Your swing? So sweet they just can’t compete. Heck you ain’t just done — you’ve hit a grand slam with every home run. Well a real pro knows to bow out while they’re at the top of their game and this week you oughtta think about doin’ the same!

ARIES (MARCH 21 — APRIL 19) Now ain’t the time to have your guns all blaze-y ’cause you can’t see clearly with the air so hazy. You can’t be sure what you heard or saw and jumpin’ to conclusions could cause you karmic contusions. Wait till all the facts are in this week before you go off half-cocked and your foot gets a shootin’!

TAURUS (APRIL 20 — MAY 20) Nobody said change would be easy but you didn’t expect it to be so hard for so long. But sure as shootin’ you’re comin’ along. This weekend’s new moon marks a great time to retreat and if you spend it chillin’ with loved ones you’ll feel like you can’t be beat!

GEMINI (MAY 21 — JUNE 20) You’re an air sign and air’s a gas — which you’re so full of now the smallest spark’ll set off a big blast. We ain’t talkin’ hot air just ideas which’ll send you so high it’ll take a telescope to see ya. By next week when Mercury goes direct you’ll catch that spark your rockets’ll ignite and you’ll light up your dark!

CANCER (JUNE 21 — JULY 22) As a water sign it’s one thing to be able to go with the flow but another to be a victim of fashion’s undertow. Mob mentality is usually bad whether it’s lootin’ in blackouts or followin’ foolish fads. This week the more you focus on bein’ unique the more your style is one others’ll seek!

LEO (JULY 23 — AUG. 22) Your wondrous wit and golden tongue can be both a blessin’ and how you’re undone. It’s one thing to employ charm but misleadin’ folks so you can exploit ’em’ll only cause harm. Use the power of persuasive words this week to wrangle the outcome you seek but be honest while doin’ it or you’ll be up the creek!

VIRGO (AUG. 23 — SEPT. 22) This is your life and you only live once so if you miss out ’cause you worry about that you’re bein’ a bit of a dunce. Take risks while you still can — who knows if another chance will come? This week don’t look at death as a curse see it as a damn good reason to try almost anything in the whole universe!

LIBRA (SEPT. 23 — OCT. 22) You’re the scales and when everything’s balanced you feel you don’t have an outlet for your particular talents. What’s a diplomat good for if there’s no treaties needed to avoid war? Well this week you’ll get your raison d’être back when someone does something crazy that’ll throw things all outta whack!