Cruisin’ the Cosmos – week of Nov 7 2013

SCORPIO (OCT. 23 — NOV. 21) The problem with fightin’ fire with fire is it just makes the blaze burn higher. What’s the point of scorched earth when you lose everything you have of any real worth? This week don’t be so quick to fire off a shot when patiently layin’ in wait is the best chance you’ve got!

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22 — DEC. 21) Your impulses usually lead you someplace great but this time that ain’t their fate. In fact they’re so shady they’ll put you on the highway to Hades. No matter what it takes keep your foot on the brakes and let cooler minds prevail or you’ll find yourself on a crash course in fail!

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22 — JAN. 19) A wise man once said the road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom so you’d better do what he says and go out ’n’ git some. You only live once so why be a dunce? This week take it over the top and like a whirled-out dervish you’ll be enlightened when you drop!

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20 — FEB. 18) This weekend looks great but whatever you’re plannin’ may have to wait. It ain’t that your plans are unreal just that the current cosmic conditions’ll take a bit to catch up to your ideal. Drive safe and don’t get stressed by bein’ in a hurry ’cause this week’s forecast calls for karma flurries!

PISCES (FEB. 19 — MARCH 20) The real world don’t work like beauty ’n’ the beast so be wary about windin’ up as a critter feast. While your first instinct may be to show ’em kindness and care it don’t matter if all the creature sees is a threat standin’ there. This week don’t assume a wounded creature can’t deliver your doom!

ARIES (MARCH 21 — APRIL 19) It may be corny and cheesy but if you truly love somethin’ you’ve gotta set it free. While it might be hard as heck to do it now it’s gotta be done — and how. This week loosen your clutches and take some steps without your crutches!

TAURUS (APRIL 20 — MAY 20) You don’t need to make a pact with the devil to move on up to a higher level. You’ve got enough talent and skill to do it yourself without owin’ nobody nil. This week avoid the temptation to take the easy way out ’cause you’re just bein’ hoodwinked by your own silly self-doubts!

GEMINI (MAY 21 — JUNE 20) It ain’t over until you’ve finally buried the hatchet. It’s somethin’ you’ve gotta do this week even if the outcome looks bleak. What you don’t know is that’s just an optical illusion and when your foggy head finally clears you’ll find yourself in the sunshine pleasure cruisin’!

CANCER (JUNE 21 — JULY 22) The stars are shinin’ in your general direction but don’t get caught up thinkin’ you’ve reached near-perfection. You’re enjoyin’ the confidence you’re gettin’ but the moment you start ego-trippin’ you’ll start slippin’. This week if you let your head get too big your own grave’s what you’ll be startin’ to dig!

LEO (JULY 23 — AUG. 22) Lions are major predators but that don’t mean you don’t have competitors. “King of the Jungle” you may be but what about the mountain air and sea? Although they ain’t somethin’ to fear rulers of those other spheres might be worth steerin’ clear of — until you’ve watched ’em first from a perch up above!

VIRGO (AUG. 23 — SEPT. 22) Don’t get suckered by blind ambition or it’ll be easy to take advantage of your condition since wishin’ for wild success’ll get you into a bigger mess. It’s like you ’n’ the devil makin’ a deal where you learn to reinvent the wheel. Not only is it a copyright you can’t control you’ll also owe the devil your soul!

LIBRA (SEPT. 23 — OCT. 22) When it comes to carvin’ order outta chaos you Libras are boss. However without said chaos you wouldn’t exist so disarray ain’t somethin’ at which you oughtta get pissed. This week be ready to bend or all the disorder could send you off the deep end!