Cruisin’ the Cosmos – week of Nov 14 2013

SCORPIO (OCT. 23 — NOV. 21) You’ll receive a great boon with this weekend’s full moon. With Mercury goin’ direct a few days ago too the message’ll be crystal for you. You’ll know just what to do and there’ll be nothin’ to fear ’cause the cosmos’ll tell you — loud ’n’ clear!

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22 — DEC. 21) You’re cosmically equivalent to a driver who’s fallen asleep at the wheel only to wake up faced head-on with 16 tons o’ steel. You spin the wheel brakes squeal and you narrowly escape havin’ had your last meal. Yeah you had a lucky break but the same can’t be said for those left behind in your wake while you’re un-awake!

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22 — JAN. 19) Not takin’ care of the basics has a huge cost like when that dude wanted a nail and his kingdom was lost. It don’t mean you’re doomed to fail but you might wanna think twice before dumpin’ “unneeded” nails. If you wanna get outta the red and into the black this week’s the time to be a pack rat!

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20 — FEB. 18) This ain’t the time for spiritual seekin’ or payin’ heed to slick preachers speakin’. In fact the best thing for you to do would be close your ears to that claptrap sit tight and wait it through. You’ve asked questions and in a couple weeks your answers’ll come. Until then don’t do anything dumb!

PISCES (FEB. 19 — MARCH 20) Your topsy-turvy world’ll once again turn upside-down so this week you’ll be hard-pressed to tell if you ougthtta be wearin’ a smile or a frown. The clearing of dust may take awhile but you’ll eventually realize it should be a smile. This week don’t jump to conclusions — if things look bad it’s just an illusion!

ARIES (MARCH 21 — APRIL 19) There ain’t no such thing as true invulnerability. Like Superman has kryptonite there’s some things in life you just can’t fight. Why try? This week you can easily get by if you play the nice guy. Quit arguin’ and start makin’ friends and you’ll be surprised how soon your concern with security ends!

TAURUS (APRIL 20 — MAY 20) Earth signs have a rep for bein’ no-nonsense skeptics of spirits spooks and general new-agey gobbledy-gook. Trouble is everything ain’t understood or known especially what your senses allow you to be shown. Like scientists have proven it’s healthy to pray but to what or to whom they still ain’t able to say!

GEMINI (MAY 21 — JUNE 20) You must’ve been a not-so-good kid ’cause it seems Karma’s sendin’ you to your room for what you done did. It obviously ain’t a federal offence but you’ll still have to provide some recompense. Think it over the next few days and you’ll clearly see how you could help others in numerous ways!

CANCER (JUNE 21 — JULY 22) When the walls break down sunlight rushes in with the power of belief — along with the con artist pickpocket and thief. Trust is a cosmically beautiful thing but can leave you helpless as a bird with broken wings. This week give the benefit of the doubt but keep an eye out for those who’ll try to clean you out!

LEO (JULY 23 — AUG. 22) Agility and balance are two of your natural talents and you can’t be beat at landin’ on your feet after a fall. Pressin’ your luck is a whole different story though. Just ’cause you were born with nine lives don’t mean you can throw one away so this week safe is the way you oughtta play!

VIRGO (AUG. 23 — SEPT. 22) If you can’t grok how 1 + 1 could equal 3 think about a man a woman and their widdle baby. When they created life with the love in their hearts the result wasn’t multiplication and the sum was more than its parts. This week there’s a solution you won’t be able to see if you try to find it logically!

LIBRA (SEPT. 23 — OCT. 22) Things come and go so fast you can forget to enjoy ’em while they’re whizzin’ on past. Live life like a whirlwind romance: dine dance and spend half your time not wearin’ pants. The joy you experience in your soul will outweigh the pain in your heart that comes from knowin’ in your head it was doomed from the start!