Cruisin’ the Cosmos – week of Nov. 21 2013

SCORPIO (OCT. 23 — NOV. 21) If you romanticize love like they do in old fairy tales chances are good it’ll fail. It’s simply a fact of reality that eventually two people will inevitably disagree. So? So unless you wake up from your idealistic haze for no good reason you’ll go your separate ways!

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22 — DEC. 21) You’re all laissez-faire and actin’ like you just don’t care but this weekend when the sun hits your sign and starts to burn you’ll notice an increased capacity for concern. Just make sure you don’t overcompensate and get caught up in the dramas of extreme love ’n’ hate!

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22 — JAN. 19) NSA? Five Eyes? Meh. You’re always under surveillance by the karma cops. They’ve been tipped off that somethin’ big’s about to go down and they’re lookin’ forward to slappin’ you with a hefty fine if you step outta line. Don’t want any part of that scene? Then this week make super-sure you keep your nose clean!

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20 — FEB. 18) Don’t worry ’bout the gatherin’ storm. Though the possibility is frightenin’ you’ll only get soaked and won’t get croaked by lightnin’. You know you’ll make it through so let that tidbit reinforce you. Don’t be afraid to seek shelter wherever it’s dry ’n’ warm. Any port in a storm!

PISCES (FEB. 19 — MARCH 20) The powerful influence you hold over another will soon end but it’s not so much losin’ a subordinate as it is gainin’ a friend. All a soldier does is follow orders but a friend’ll do all they can for you if you’re both mutual supporters. This week when you start seein’ them as your peer you start bringin’ real victory near!

ARIES (MARCH 21 — APRIL 19) With the sun comin’ up late you’re totally tempted to hibernate but do so and your odds of success won’t be that great. It ain’t what but who you know and your opportunities’ll certainly slow if you cut yourself off from the social flow. People make the world go ’round and yours’ll stop spinnin’ if you stay homebound!

TAURUS (APRIL 20 — MAY 20) So what’s up with virtue and vice? Why does it seem like you can’t have fun and still be nice? This week that paradox’ll perplex your mind but there’s only one place to find that answer — deep in your heart. As long as you go by the ol’ Golden Rule you’ll save yourself from playin’ the fool!

GEMINI (MAY 21 — JUNE 20) Lately your field’s been layin’ fallow since your seeds didn’t take ’cause you plowed your furrows too shallow. You can spread all the manure you think you should but if the seeds ain’t under the surface it won’t do much good. It don’t matter what kinda garden you wanna keep you ain’t growin’ nothin’ if you ain’t diggin’ deep!

CANCER (JUNE 21 — JULY 22) This week when it comes to accruin’ the karma you seek instead of bein’ a doomer ’n’ gloomer look at it like a cosmic consumer. You get exactly what you pay for nothin’ less and nothin’ more. Like the old-timers say if it ain’t hard it ain’t worth doin’. If you’re willin’ to work for it you’ll be a shoe-in!

LEO (JULY 23 — AUG. 22) Lately you’ve been leanin’ almost entirely on animal instinct and it’s as if your brain got shrinked. Life may be a struggle a fight and a war but recently you’ve forgot just exactly what it is you’re battlin’ for. This week reconsider what you have to gain and then ask yourself if it’s really worth all the pain!

VIRGO (AUG. 23 — SEPT. 22) You’re in a tight situation and about to get caught in the crossfire of a high-noon showdown on main street. Don’t pick sides since you don’t know who’s right or you’ll just get dragged into the fight. Instead of gettin’ yourself stuck in the middle of a three-way mix mind your own business so your ass won’t get kicks!

LIBRA (SEPT. 23 — OCT. 22) Bein’ the bearer of the balance you know how to fiddle with both sides of the scale so the outcome you desire’s the one that prevails. After the weekend don’t be too surprised if that tactic fails. Instead to attain the success you savour all you’ve gotta do is leave things alone and they’ll work out in your favour!