SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22 — DEC. 21) As far as mythical arrow-slingers go you can count that cherubic archer Cupid among your company. Thank goodness ’cause with the Regent of Romance on your team findin’ love ain’t a pipe dream. It may not happen quite as soon as you’d hope but don’t go hangin’ yourself with a celibate rope!
CAPRICORN (DEC. 22 — JAN. 19) Like most earth signs you’re built more for comfort than speed. In fact most of the things you tend to do are based on makin’ life easier for you. This week however you’ll reap riches untold by breakin’ that mould and spendin’ some time tired hungry and cold!
AQUARIUS (JAN. 20 — FEB. 18) Whether your goal is prove or disprove now ain’t the time to make your move. You may be chompin’ at the bit but actin’ prematurely will land you in deep trouble. This week don’t get involved until things on their own have been resolved!
PISCES (FEB. 19 — MARCH 20) You may not mind aquarium livin’ so much what with daily delivered meals regulated temperatures and if you’re really well off your own old-timey deep-diver dude to keep you and your treasure chest company. But don’t your fins feel the urge to swim free? This week think out-of-the-box and find your way to the sea!
ARIES (MARCH 21 — APRIL 19) You don’t aim to provoke vex or taunt… you just create controversy by doin’ whatever you want. Whether you’re right or wrong you’ll come under fire before too long. This week however when things start gettin’ intense an unexpected ally’ll come to your defence!
TAURUS (APRIL 20 — MAY 20) While the sun shines you’d better make hay ’cause like Trooper sang it don’t shine every day. Seein’ as the sun is presently blazin’ now ain’t the time for you to be lazin’. Just ’cause it won’t last forever ain’t no reason for fear but a good one to get it in gear this week while it’s still here!
GEMINI (MAY 21 — JUNE 20) When your world seems full o’ crappy and you think there’s no hope of happy do an about-face and look for glee in a different place. It’s around to be found but might not be in the form of the yen dollar or pound. Focus on the family and friends you’ve got and you’ll see you already have more than could ever be bought!
CANCER (JUNE 21 — JULY 22) Some call crabs bottom-feeders but you’re actually ecological leaders among creatures ’cause continuous recyclin’s one of your features. Something else you do to set you apart from the crowd is your policy of no straight-walkin’ allowed. This week don’t give hope the boot sidestep your obstacles with an alternate route!
LEO (JULY 23 — AUG. 22) Cats are “domesticated” only in the sense they’ll stay inside the fence as long as the food’s good and they don’t pay rent. Of course the more a cat relies on that the likelier they’ll get lazy ’n’ fat. This week if you wanna be able to stray don’t get suckered into the easy way!
VIRGO (AUG. 23 — SEPT. 22) Go ahead and try to fight change but don’t expect to beat nature’s impulse to correct. Now that ain’t to say you oughtta give in but when you’re always in battle you ain’t enjoyin’ livin’. This week let go of control and realize there’s some dice that you just don’t roll!
LIBRA (SEPT. 23 — OCT. 22) If you find the decor of your environment pathetic become a paramedic of the aesthetic. Rush to the scene like an EMT and bandage the damage to increase its beauty. Soon enough you’ll find your surroundings have gone from borin’ and bland to exquisitely astoundin’!
SCORPIO (OCT. 23 — NOV. 21) You’re infamous for your fierce defiance due to your great degree of self-reliance. Inevitably though you reach a point where you’re in a venture that needs to be joint. This week success won’t be so far away in the distance when you swallow your pride and seek assistance!
