Cruisin’ the Cosmos – week of Dec 5 2013

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22 — DEC. 21) Quit kiddin’ yourself that cash’ll cure what ails ya ’cause when clearin’ up karmic debt that kinda currency fails ya. That particular red ink is the result of what you do say make ’n’ think. This week to truly succeed invest in good thoughts and deeds!

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22 — JAN. 19) You need to think at least three steps ahead to play a decent chess game and this week you need to treat your life the same. Forget skin-of-your-teeth and seat-of-your-pants your moves need to be well thought out in advance. The more you play it off-the-cuff the more the goin’s gonna get rough!

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20 — FEB. 18) The diagnosis is in and you’ve been sufferin’ from overindulgence in intellectualizin’. Call it analysis paralysis if you will there’s a cure for your condition but it ain’t no pill. Impulsive action is your doctor’s orders so begin with tearin’ down walls and trespassin’ borders!

PISCES (FEB. 19 — MARCH 20) Morals are like anything else — arbitrarily based on society’s current consensus. Situational ethics ain’t just egghead-speak you’ve gotta use whatever paddle you have when you’re up the creek. This week when it comes to survival your ideals of “good” and “bad” are your only rivals!

ARIES (MARCH 21 — APRIL 19) Just ’cause the star player on the team is you it don’t mean you won’t warm the bench for a shift or two. No matter how fit you may be you’ll need a breather before period 3. This week enjoy sittin’ ’n’ watchin’ your team play while savin’ your strength for comin’ days!

TAURUS (APRIL 20 — MAY 20) There’s few places worse to be than between the devil and the deep-blue sea. When you’re there askin’ for help won’t work since the sea don’t care and the devil’s a jerk. You’ve gotta make your own decision — and before too long. Hey at least whatever it is it can’t be wrong!

GEMINI (MAY 21 — JUNE 20) With another week to go until the full moon is in your sign don’t worry if you feel resigned to just gettin’ by. It’s a lull without a storm and this cosmic dead spot is definitely not the norm. Look at this way: you have a perfect excuse for bein’ no use over the next few days!

CANCER (JUNE 21 — JULY 22) If the deck’s stacked against you you better hide an extra ace up your sleeve. Why? When your back’s against the wall and you’re facin’ The Man you gotta pull any trick you possibly can. This week when you strategize there’s no diff between bluffin’ and tellin’ lies!

LEO (JULY 23 — AUG. 22) Even stray cats know when the snow starts fallin’ it’s time to find a place worth callin’ home. It’s one thing to take refuge from a storm and another to expect to remain toasty-warm. Go ahead and coast while you’re on easy street — just be ready to pedal if you don’t wanna be beat!

VIRGO (AUG. 23 — SEPT. 22) You ain’t on thin ice but you’d still better think twice about makin’ your move this week. Timin’ is everything and you need to wait for your openin’ before makin’ your play. Patience now’ll pay off in the long run; if you wait for the right opportunity the cosmos’ll send one!

LIBRA (SEPT. 23 — OCT. 22) Libras are the levellers and like to set things even and right but sometimes to do so talk don’t cut it and you’ve gotta fight. Diplomacy can last only so long when one of the parties won’t stop doin’ wrong. This week you’ll need to make a stand and take matters into your own hands!

SCORPIO (OCT. 23 — NOV. 21) Fight your appetites or your balloonin’ desires’ll get their air from outta your tires. What you need most now is peace ’n’ quiet so put the hungry beast in you on a crash diet. This week use self-control or don’t bother askin’ for whom the bell tolls!