Cruisin’ the Cosmos – week of Dec. 12 2013

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22 — DEC. 21) Hell hath no fury like a Sagittarius who’s been screwed over. Rather than dousin’ your fire it’s the spark that’ll send you flyin’ faster and higher than fireworks on the first of July. This week don’t hate — sublimate!

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22 — JAN. 19) If you can’t beat ’em join ’em. What counts is you’re still kickin’ at the end of the day. Ethics morals and all that other jive don’t mean squat if you ain’t alive. That ain’t to say go the way of spiritually bankrupt heathen you just can’t arrange a positive change if you don’t continue breathin’!

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20 — FEB. 18) Spend too much time searchin’ for solutions and you get caught in the smog o’ mental noise pollution. This week let the solutions seek you. Your brain may be unchained but you’ll have much better luck if you ensure your emotions are also unstuck!

PISCES (FEB. 19 — MARCH 20) You may feel like you’ve been beat but you’re within a few feet of victory complete cutie! You’ve just gotta keep truckin’ instead of duckin’ your duties. The more you exercise self-control the more likely you’ll win with fate’s dice roll!

ARIES (MARCH 21 — APRIL 19) It’s okay to call a new play but if the team can’t execute it you’ll make no headway. If you don’t want yourself and success to be permanently parted you’ve gotta play out what you’ve already started. This week you can kick some serious behind if you make peace with your daily grind!

TAURUS (APRIL 20 — MAY 20) Whether hand-holdin’ harmony or plate-flingin’ fights love’ll lift you to far greater heights. That’s why you can’t be afraid to open your heart even if it looks like it could get torn apart. This week let your inner player play and most of all let the chips fall where they may!

GEMINI (MAY 21 — JUNE 20) Whether artist writer or orator you’ve got the makin’s of a great communicator. However now’s the time to practise your preachin’ or wind up like a whale suckin’ air after beachin’. Mete out justice equally for all or jump off your high horse now before you break somethin’ in a fall!

CANCER (JUNE 21 — JULY 22) They call it “an honest day’s work” for a reason. It’s a lot easier to sleep tight at night when you ain’t worryin’ whether what you’re doin’ is wrong or right. This week the more you work the more your conscience’ll clear allowin’ you to see your dreams drawin’ near!

LEO (JULY 23 — AUG. 22) No matter how strong or solid your stance there’s always someone waitin’ for their chance to trip you up. Just ’cause you rule the jungle it don’t mean you don’t have to worry about hyenas and their pups. This week it’s fine to pat your own back but beware it could soon be under attack!

VIRGO (AUG. 23 — SEPT. 22) You’ve got one last trick up your sleeve: turnin’ around what your detractors believe by 180 degrees. Since they’re takin’ potshots from afar they can’t hit the target if they can’t see where you are. This week simply change your superficial appearance and your dippy detractors’ll end up as adherents!

LIBRA (SEPT. 23 — OCT. 22) Air signs may be logically sound but it’s hard to get far off the ground if you remain gravity-bound. It don’t make sense that you’re able to fly but how do you know if you never try? This week your solution lies not in the predictable but in the surprise!

SCORPIO (OCT. 23 — NOV. 21) Havin’ spine is fine but the stronger your backbone the more likely it is to crumble like stone. When strong winds are blowin’ you’re unable to bend ’cause when you ain’t flexible you can’t pretend. This week if you wanna succeed be less like an oak tree and more like a reed!