Cruisin’ the Cosmos – week of Dec 19 2013

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22 — DEC. 21) You’re big on takin’ action to obtain your satisfaction but don’t cave in to the temptation to peek wait for the right time to open your present this week. Right now it’s about patience and the thrill of delayed gratification!

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22 — JAN. 19) For many millennia on the solstice morn humans have celebrated the sun bein’ reborn. This week it takes on greater significance when it’s used as a metaphor for your existence. No matter how dark it gets as you go on your way the sun’ll soon come to light up your day!

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20 — FEB. 18) There’s still hope for your heart if you do your part and make some changes to start — and not two fives for a 10. What you really have to do is stop being slanted towards takin’ things for granted. This week dial back on complaining about what you get for free and just be glad you had any gift under any tree!

PISCES (FEB. 19 — MARCH 20) Ambitious fishes can wind up in vicious cycles of all work ’n’ no play day after day after day. If you were clever you’d find a tool to make it easier like a wheel or a lever. Hopefully this week the present you get is a way to do more work with less sweat!

ARIES (MARCH 21 — APRIL 19) Similar to Scrooge the ways in which you’ve been a miser’ll prompt a visit to you from a ghostly advisor. In your case the messenger might not wear chains but pay heed to their message and you’ll have plenty to gain. When the week’s over you’ll clearly see the bestest gift you can give is generosity!

TAURUS (APRIL 20 — MAY 20) This week’s a wrinkled grandparent under the mistletoe with stale smoke-breath and cold clammy skin that feels like death. You want so badly to turn ’n’ run but you’ve gotta pucker up and plant one right on the cheek. It ain’t about whether you will or you won’t ’cause you’re damned if you do and even damneder if you don’t!

GEMINI (MAY 21 — JUNE 20) It don’t matter if there are two of you you still can’t do it all by yourself. This week you need to reduce your resistance to seekin’ outside assistance. Saturday may be the darkest day of the year but if you reach out for help then you’ll be in the clear!

CANCER (JUNE 21 — JULY 22) Feel like you were suckered hoodwinked or took? Then it’s time to take another look. Before you start grievin’ remember appearances can be deceivin’. You’re actually like Jack with a handful of “useless” beans — you may not know it yet but you’re rich beyond your wildest dreams!

LEO (JULY 23 — AUG. 22) If you think lookin’ out for No. 1 is a virtue the karma you create’ll boomerang back to hurt you. ’Tis the season for generosity so you better also take care of No. 2 and 3. In fact care for all the numbers all down the line and when it comes to karma your credit’ll be fine!

VIRGO (AUG. 23 — SEPT. 22) Your energy can be spent in many ways but you’re best off spendin’ it at home over the holidays. Whether deckin’ the halls or sweepin’ ’em clean your mood’ll improve when you make your home a more festive scene. This week spruce up your surroundings and you’ll find the difference it makes to your disposition astoundin’!

LIBRA (SEPT. 23 — OCT. 22) While sensual stimulation is certainly pleasin’ don’t overdo it this holiday season. You can have fun without goin’ too far so remember that at the office party the dinner table or the bar. The harder you party over the next few weeks the harder the crash when you come down from that peak!

SCORPIO (OCT. 23 — NOV. 21) Sometimes stickin’ to your guns’ll only get you a swift kick in the buns. This week with so many changes happenin’ in the sky the old ways’ll no longer fly. That’s why your best gift won’t come wrapped this holiday it’ll come when you see can see things in a whole new way!