CAPRICORN (DEC. 22 — JAN. 19) Want the cosmos to rescue you with good advice? You better ask really nice. That means givin’ it your undivided attention to get your spiritual suggestion. That’s why this weekend if you want to realize your dreams you’ve gotta ditch your devices and shut off your screens!
AQUARIUS (JAN. 20 — FEB. 18) Sometimes your ideas are so weird even staunch supporters say “see ya!” Well this time it’s their loss if they think you’re a flake when proof otherwise is in the puddin’ pie and cake. This weekend the sun hits your sign so continue to design your plans with whimsy. Don’t even worry if they’re totes flimsy!
PISCES (FEB. 19 — MARCH 20) You’re startin’ to experience the trouble it brings when you take in too much of a good thing. It don’t necessarily have to be food drugs or booze it can even be the spiritual techniques you use. This week don’t overindulge in anything you do ’cause you can get cosmic hangovers too!
ARIES (MARCH 21 — APRIL 19) Whether good bad silly or serious your dreams don’t get defeated unless the cosmos figures you need it. As malicious as it may seem this usually means you have a much worthier dream. Wouldn’t you be better off pursuin’ it than wallowin’ away in a self-loathin’ pit? Well duh! Yeah!
TAURUS (APRIL 20 — MAY 20) You’ve done a durn good job jugglin’ your duties the last li’l while so you definitely deserve to smile — especially when the cosmos sends you a sackful o’ delights this week. Be careful though. Once you start takin’ bites you may not stop indulgin’ yourself till you hit bottom and lose your spot at the top!
GEMINI (MAY 21 — JUNE 20) What looks like interference might be a kind of karmic adherence. That’s ’cause the cosmos is actually lookin’ out for you and tryin’ to tell you this ain’t what you oughtta do. What seems at first like a dead end is really a nudge in the right direction from your older-than-oldest friend!
CANCER (JUNE 21 — JULY 22) This weekend you’d be wise to become a workaholic where your worldly affairs are concerned. Y’know wages gettin’ earned pages gettin’ turned and bridges gettin’ burned. Don’t worry if you don’t have much to manage at the moment. A li’l luck’s on the way and you might even have more than you can handle come Tuesday!
LEO (JULY 23 — AUG. 22) Sometimes no amount of solo persistence can accomplish what could be done effortlessly with assistance. As independent as you may be when you’re chained up in a dungeon you need help breakin’ free. This week call for a helpin’ hand so you can easily pull off the escape you’ve planned!
VIRGO (AUG. 23 — SEPT. 22) Success has a dream-like quality like a shadow-puppet play. Plus when you look real close you can see the strings anyway. If you look even closer you’ll see some attached directly to you. Don’t you wanna learn to walk on your own before they get cut? If that liar Pinocchio can then you surely can too!
LIBRA (SEPT. 23 — OCT. 22) Bein’ an understandin’ soul who sees both sides of the story and gives benefit of the doubt can be a blessin’. But it can also single you out for a heap o’ heartache break and shake ’n’ bake since the more you give the more they take. This week protect yourself by settin’ your radar to “fake!”
SCORPIO (OCT. 23 — NOV. 21) Y’know now that you’re standin’ on solid ground you can afford to do some foolin’ around. You may have somethin’ to lose but it won’t get totally lost ’cause insurance comes at a premium and you’ve paid the full cost. No matter what you do you’ll stay secure — as long as your intentions are totally pure!
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22 — DEC. 21) Return your seat to its upright position ’cause you can expect some turbulence the next few days. As long as your seat belt is fastened you shouldn’t be so shook that you’re left in a daze. In fact if you focus your attention on the business at hand you won’t notice anything until you land. You’re always flyin’ friendly skies if you keep your eye on the prize!
