Cruisin’ the Cosmos – week of Feb 6 2014

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20 — FEB. 18) “Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while you could miss it.” Amen Ferris! Relationships technology and opportunities are all changin’ at a supersonic pace but thankfully you handle change with grace. Make sure you don’t forget that this week or you could lose face!

PISCES (FEB. 19 — MARCH 20) You’re one o’ them there water signs so it’s natural you feel a need to keep movin’ on. Streams never stop and sometimes you just wanna let the current take you anywhere but here. This week the only thing blockin’ the progress of you and your plans are your own dams!

ARIES (MARCH 21 — APRIL 19) If it was always true that to get something done you have to do it yourself then magical Santa wouldn’t need one single elf. Everyone needs help. It’s a fact. That’s also why it’s important you attract someone with the chops to share the stage in this act. It ain’t no monologue and if you play it alone the audience’ll get bored and start leavin’ for home!

TAURUS (APRIL 20 — MAY 20) Forget it and don’t look back. Live for today with an eye on the future and leave yesterday in the dust behind you. If you ain’t busy broodin’ about the road you’ve already travelled it’s easier to see where you’re goin’ and maybe even catch a shortcut or two. This week keep your eyes on the horizon!

GEMINI (MAY 21 — JUNE 20) You may dread the dreariness of the day-to-day but forget it roll your sleeves up and keep pluggin’ away. Before you know it you’ll look up and your whole situation will have changed. Sometimes playin’ ostrich is a smart thing to do it just depends on what kinda pile you’re stickin’ your head into!

CANCER (JUNE 21 — JULY 22) If you overwater flowers before they wilt away completely let ’em dry out for a while. Then their stems’ll stiffen they’ll get a lot stronger they’ll stand up to most things Mother Nature throws at ’em and they’ll live longer. Besides that they’ll be prettier to boot! How does your garden grow?

LEO (JULY 23 — AUG. 22) Cut the crap and get down to brass tacks feline. Forget the frills and focus on forgin’ ahead. You’ll need all the strength you can muster to get what you want so you’d better be smart and start savin’ it now. You’ll need to cash all those chips in soon — and how!

VIRGO (AUG. 23 — SEPT. 22) Figure you’re fairly sensible huh? Although your mind may meander for the most part you’re straight up salt o’ the earth. Maybe. All it takes to really tell honey is how you react around power and money. Then you’ll really see what you’re made of: paper and ink or friendship and love!

LIBRA (SEPT. 23 — OCT. 22) Now’s your chance to prove you’re not just the Dominar of Detente and Potentate of Pacts but also the Djinn of Justice. Forgin’ a truce this week will get you some o’ them dead prime ministers you seek. As a bonus you’ll also be so full of felicity you might just spring a leak!

SCORPIO (OCT. 23 — NOV. 21) C’mon whatcha waitin’ for? You know it’s time for change. Why can’t you be the one to make some? The entire history of evolution is pretty much a long list of weird mutants crawlin’ out of the water. Soon it will be time to change the game with whatever secret you’ve been keeping deep in your depths!

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22 — DEC. 21) Don’t pout about and let yourself get upset about it. It’s just a simple fact o’ life that you gotta do what it takes to get by. Even though you wanna follow those fun impulses there are other things you’ve gotta do first. There’s not much choice either. If you don’t expect the worst!

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22 — JAN. 19) Patience picky one. You’ve worked pretty hard at the expense of fun but you’re not quite done. There’s still a whole lot more work for you to do before the bucks start rollin’ in. Don’t start spendin’ it yet no matter how itchy them impulses get!