Cruisin’ the Cosmos – week of Feb 13 2014

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20 — FEB. 18) With one project finally done another can be begun and the sooner the better since this one should be about you havin’ fun. Let go of the past and have yourself a blast. This week’s full moon should be a boon for you and get you singin’ a snappy new tune!

PISCES (FEB. 19 — MARCH 20) Anybody who figures fish for spineless flip-floppers needs to spend some time swimmin’ with sharks barracudas and marlins darlin’! Not everything with fins will give in and become an easy din-din. Next week act like one of them and you’re more likely to win!

ARIES (MARCH 21 — APRIL 19) This week simply by shinin’ like the star you are you’ll be a bright beacon to those both near and far. Bask in all the attention you receive but make your true intentions clear and don’t even try to deceive. You’ll attract ’em like moths to a flame but if they get burned you’ll be the one they blame!

TAURUS (APRIL 20 — MAY 20) If runnin’ into trouble reachin’ your goals has you feelin’ low remember that whenever the universe closes a door it opens a window. So when a door slams on you instead of sinkin’ into gloom just look for another way outta the room. This week once you start searchin’ you’ll find it real soon!

GEMINI (MAY 21 — JUNE 20) There’s somethin’ to be said for settin’ the bar super high but if it’s impossible to clear it you’re only deceivin’ yourself with that lie. Just ’cause you won’t make it when the bar’s at the top don’t mean you should give up and stop. This week you’ll succeed in any situation if you set yourself realistic expectations!

CANCER (JUNE 21 — JULY 22) Trouble is what bein’ over emotional’ll bring so now’s the time to do a non-Cancer thing: keep calm cool and collected while your plan’s bein’ perfected. Most of all keep your distance in this instance. If you get too attached to the plot you’ve hatched you’re more likely to make mistakes that’ll see your scheme get scratched!

LEO (JULY 23 — AUG. 22) This week marks the appearance of the full moon and you too will be goin’ through change real soon. That’s why right now’s a good time to cocoon and stay home alone while your inner butterfly is in the process of growin’. Durin’ this phase limit distractions to experience ultimate satisfaction!

VIRGO (AUG. 23 — SEPT. 22) Whether it’s grass on the other side or grapes that ain’t really sour wantin’ what you can’t have’ll eventually devour your spirit and sap your personal power. It don’t matter how much you run on ambition when you use dental floss to go sturgeon fishin’. If disappointment makes you sob make sure you match the tools to the job!

LIBRA (SEPT. 23 — OCT. 22) You may feel keepin’ the peace is the proper thing but that won’t help you much once you’ve been dragged into the ring. It don’t matter what you think is right when your only option is to stand up and fight. This week forget about maintainin’ balance put up your dukes and get ready to dance!

SCORPIO (OCT. 23 — NOV. 21) Just ’cause you grok the fact everything’ll eventually die don’t mean love is one big lie. It’s more like a season for example spring — you enjoy it to the utmost even though you know it ain’t a permanent thing. All things must come to pass but while they’re here and good you may as well have a gas!

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22 — DEC. 21) With plenty of power it must be understood you can use your force as easily for evil as you can for good. You’ve got to consider karma too and the fact that what you put out’ll come back to you. Bein’ bad may give your status a boost but you best be ready for the chickens to come home and roost!

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22 — JAN. 19) This week you’ll be tempted to act like a salesperson on a used car lot and do whatever it takes to make sure those lemons get bought. Well you’re not. It don’t matter how bad you may want to bein’ dishonest now’ll come back to haunt you. You’ll actually find the sales are more solid when you let the buyer make up their own mind!