PISCES (FEB. 19 — MARCH 20) This week you’ll feel like a balloon about to leak but it’s no reason to freak! That feelin’ is you dealin’ with expandin’ bliss bubblin’ up from inside. You want to share ’cause you’re aware it’s something to spread and not hide. Good. This week as the sun sails through your sign it’s not just about you it’s also about spreadin’ your good time!
ARIES (MARCH 21 — APRIL 19) You can get yourself outta the jam you’re in but to do so requires some thought patterns to do a bit o’ changin’. This weekend new ideas’ll come at you from all different directions but don’t ignore the ones you consider mental defections. If you can modify your way of thinkin’ some of those notions could stop you from sinkin’!
TAURUS (APRIL 20 — MAY 20) Okay bovine buddies time to cut back if not full-on quit. You’ve been gettin’ so lazy your vision’s gettin’ clouded and hazy. Never mind the fact all play and no work can drive you crazy. Make this week your last servin’ of wonton soup. Takin’ too many dumplin’s could mean you wind up waist-deep in poop!
GEMINI (MAY 21 — JUNE 20) This week you’ll want more than anything to up your level so you’ll be sorely tempted to make a deal with the devil. Well you might wanna wait before goin’ that far ’cause there are other ways to become a star. You’ll see that stratospheric success before long and if you stick with what you’re doin’ right now you won’t go wrong!
CANCER (JUNE 21 — JULY 22) Fortune is funny. What seems like a blessin’ at the start can end up feelin’ like a curse. The same thing applies in reverse. That’s why the best approach to luck is to not give a heck and just play your cards even if they’re dealt from the bottom o’ the deck. No guff — it ain’t what you’re holdin’ it’s how well you bluff!
LEO (JULY 23 — AUG. 22) This week you’ll feel less like a lion and more a lioness ’cause you’ll do the majority of the work and carry most of the stress. More telling come mealtime you don’t get to eat until after the rest dine. Yes you may be wishin’ for recognition but takin’ care of the pride is your primary mission. Besides everyone already knows who’s really runnin’ the show!
VIRGO (AUG. 23 — SEPT. 22) Why do you think you’re in a hole? You’re actually the one in control! The best play now is to act naive and don’t let on that you’ve got an ace up your sleeve. As long as you’re right there’s nothin’ you need to do ’cause eventually they’re gonna come cryin’ back to you!
LIBRA (SEPT. 23 — OCT. 22) It’s not even spring and your hormones are already doin’ their thing. Nothin’ shameful ’bout nature takin’ its course but you’re fiddlin’ around with an awfully powerful force. That’s why instead of usin’ it willy-nilly you should keep it to yourself this week before you do somethin’ silly!
SCORPIO (OCT. 23 — NOV. 21) This week you’ll find the amount you’re missin’ from next month’s rent layin’ on the ground like it were manna that was heaven sent. Now this example may not actually apply but in essence you’ll see soon it ain’t no lie. Just metaphorically sayin’ you’ll soon get some kinda answer to all o’ your prayin’!
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22 — DEC. 21) Until your practical and creative sides get together and make peace your palm won’t see much grease. You don’t necessarily have to be a starvin’ artist so why take the road that’s the hardest? Although it’s a word you fire signs may despise where income’s concerned there’s much to be said for compromise!
CAPRICORN (DEC. 22 — JAN. 19) Buildin’ a sandcastle is worth the hassle if you do it as an exercise in Zen. If you figure it’ll last forever take a picture or think again. You can’t keep the waves of time from rollin’ in and when they do your castle’ll cave in. It’s a fact from which you just can’t hide — life’s a beach and then there’s tide!
AQUARIUS (JAN. 20 — FEB. 18) Workin’ hard ain’t the only way to success. If you’re on the wrong track you can work yourself deeper into a mess. Sometimes what you really need to do is get some distance between your subject and you so you can see with a bird’s-eye view. When you remove yourself from the situation you’ll immediately see the solution to the problem you’re facin’!
