Cruisin’ the Cosmos – week of March 20 2014

ARIES (MARCH 21 — APRIL 19) Flyin’ solo is an option but that don’t mean when the goin’ gets tough your relationships are somethin’ to slough. No siree you need support and community. This week instead of closin’ doors when spring comes this weekend you’ll find life a lot easier if you open yours!

TAURUS (APRIL 20 — MAY 20) Taurus is timid until perturbed and you’d better get out of their way if they’re aroused or disturbed. Especially when they’ve patiently waited for their desires to be sated. This week when you hear the call grab all you can or you may get nothin’ at all!

GEMINI (MAY 21 — JUNE 20) It sure feels like karma’s conspirin’ against you and you don’t know what to do. Good news is you’ll get outta this bind when you realize all that aggression is all in your mind. Karma’s non-partisan and you’re not under attack you’re just bein’ shown what you need and you lack!

CANCER (JUNE 21 — JULY 22) This week whether it’s a lover or friend a relationship’ll come to an end. Don’t let it cause you stress ’cause it’s a completely natural part of the process. No need to wallow in sorrow ’cause like the little ginger girl sang “The sun’ll come out tomorrow!”

LEO (JULY 23 — AUG. 22) Get ready for abundance to fall into your lap and don’t be afraid of it it ain’t a trap. This week you’ll be like a kitten livin’ on a huge catnip farm — overindulgence is about the only possible harm. Thank goodness catnip ain’t deadly either— too much don’t kill you if you take the odd breather!

VIRGO (AUG. 23 — SEPT. 22) Things are goin’ pretty good and you’ve done better than you thought you would. Problem is when you’ve got more than you need you start gettin’ bit by the bug they call greed. Karma ain’t keen on those who try to hoard so take that wealth and spread it across the board!

LIBRA (SEPT. 23 — OCT. 22) You’re crazy busy so don’t get thrown into a tizzy by someone who’s actin’ to work at distractin’ you. They know by breakin’ your concentration you’ll forget which direction you’re facin’. Until your task is completed tell those tryin’ to sidetrack you to beat it!

SCORPIO (OCT. 23 — NOV. 21) You’re silly if you think everything can be controlled and if you do try to command it all you’ll get totally steamrolled. Instead of fightin’ sometimes you’ve gotta give in and get on with the biz of day-to-day livin’. This week worry about work and play not whether things are goin’ your way!

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22 — DEC. 21) Don’t fret if you think things are fallin’ apart ’cause your strength don’t come from outside you; it comes from your heart. What you’re hearin’ from deep inside is things’ll be fine if you just let ’em ride. Listen closely and you’ll get an A grade at turnin’ lemons into lemonade!

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22 — JAN. 19) Don’t worry goatie no matter what shape or form you’ll be more than able to weather this storm. It ain’t so bad — it’s only a drizzle compared to others you’ve had. Tap the energy you’ve been reservin’ this week and be completely unswervin’ from the objective you seek!

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20 — FEB. 18) You may want it all but as far as orders are concerned that one’s pretty darn tall. What’s worse is workin’ hard for it when to your surprise you realize your stomach was smaller than your eyes. This week if you overreach karma’s got a lesson to teach!

PISCES (FEB. 19 — MARCH 20) As if in answer to your prayer this week you’ll find your own soothsayer. Someone with whom you don’t argue or fight but who’ll tell you “Hey Pisces it’s okay you’re all right.” Listen to them and you’ll find the strength to get through the uncertainty that’s all around you!