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Cruisin’ the Cosmos – week of Sept. 25 2014

LIBRA (SEPT. 23 — OCT. 22) Lookin’ for strength? The best place to start is with the endless supply of love you hold in your heart. In fact it’s so full of love you have no need right now to push or shove. No matter how things may change or what temptations you face if you use all of your heart you’ll get through it with grace!

SCORPIO (OCT. 23 — NOV. 21) It looks like you’re gonna win so don’t let ’em suck you in emotionally or you’ll get in the way of your own victory. It’s like the training they give in martial arts — think with the body not the mind or the heart. If you let ’em upset you it’s a safe bet you’ll leave yourself open and they’ll be able to get you!

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22 — DEC. 21) Your arrows and bow ain’t just a weapon right? In case you forgot Cupid uses ’em too — a lot. Crazy huh? In your case they’re used to kill while in Eros’ they spread one of life’s greatest thrills. If you get what you give then where do you stand and what are you givin’ with that bow in your hand?

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22 — JAN. 19) Bummed out by all you’ve lost? Take time this week to tally the actual cost. When your calculations are done you’ll see you just rid yourself of dead weight almost effortlessly. Instead of sad you should smile ’cause bein’ lighter on your feet makes you much more mobile and harder to beat!

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20 — FEB. 18) Lovin’ humanity’s fine and wantin’ to help it’s even finer but you don’t serve haute cuisine in a truck-stop diner. Givin’ ’em that deluxe food and wine would be settin’ pearls down before swine. Sometimes the best way to attain harmony is to just let things be even if you don’t necessarily agree!

PISCES (FEB. 19 — MARCH 20) Folks may say Pisces are pushovers since they’re the passive type but don’t believe the hype. The rivers and seas are full of fish known for their aggressiveness and brutality. One of ’em even has its own week on TV. This week be nasty as them if you wanna and if someone messes with you they’ll surely be a goner!

ARIES (MARCH 21 — APRIL 19) Even in the bottom of a well 40-feet deep and two-feet wide there’s a way to look at the bright side. No matter how low you may be presently expect an upswing pretty quickly. In fact you’ve got hope-on-a-rope danglin’ right in front of your face so grab onto it and climb up outta this place!

TAURUS (APRIL 20 — MAY 20) When you ain’t satisfied with the price you command remember the law of supply and demand. As long as there’s lots of somethin’ goin’ around the price never gets too far off the ground. Next week increase the value of your shares by purposefully makin’ your presence scarce!

GEMINI (MAY 21 — JUNE 20) In business affairs you’ve hopefully learned that thinkin’ with your heart instead of your head makes you more likely to get burned. This week it’s especially true about two people dealin’ with you. Belief is good but blind faith is the worst so do trust in your god but hitch your horse to the post first!

CANCER (JUNE 21 — JULY 22) When you’re susceptible to others’ influence you can do things that make you wince. Why bring this up now? Well ’cause the start of the week is a good time to sit down and define the difference between “theirs” and “mine.” Forget what other folks say or do figure out what’s right for you!

LEO (JULY 23 — AUG. 22) Disregard the duality of right vs. wrong ’cause in the deep dark jungle it don’t belong. You need to eat? Go kill prey. That’s the lionly way. Your quarry’ll call you “bad” and “a sinner” but that’s ’cause they’re on the menu for dinner. You can’t survive if you play by the rules of some upright-walkin’ hairless ape fools!

VIRGO (AUG. 23 — SEPT. 22) There’s nothin’ you love better than a friendly battle of wits but be careful how hard your blows hit. You’re stronger than you think you are and when you enjoy beatin’ ’em up more than actually winnin’ you’re goin’ too far. Remember there’s no purse for this bout you’re simply here to spar!

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