Serena Maylon
SCORPIO (OCT. 23 — NOV. 21) You’ve successfully surmounted another peak but before you set out to seek a new summit to attack take a moment to stand back and soak up the adulation. While you do you can gather enough information that you’ll be properly prepared for the next challenge you’ll be facin’!
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22 — DEC. 21) Don’t worry archer. Someone as sharp-tongued and opinionated as you is bound to get rounded up as a suspect too. There’s nothin’ you can do except be on your best behaviour so when it all comes out truth’ll be your saviour. Until then you may as well just enjoy all the attention!
CAPRICORN (DEC. 22 — JAN. 19) Despite pop culture decree no Chinese dialect uses a single word for both “crisis” and “opportunity”… but so what? Homer Simpson does and if you don’t have your own word for both you may as well yoink “crisitunity.” You’re gonna be usin’ it a heck of a lot this week!
AQUARIUS (JAN. 20 — FEB. 18) Uh oh. Looks like Easy Street takes a detour over to the wrong side of the tracks and it doesn’t matter if you’ve got a GPS in an SUV it ain’t a fun place to be. You’ll be okay though. Just keep your wheels rollin’ the windows up the doors locked and your eyes peeled and you’ll generate your own protective force field!
PISCES (FEB. 19 — MARCH 20) This week out with the old and in with the new is the deal for you. Kinda like bein’ on the receivin’ end of resuscitation. You’ll choke a bit spit up some and come to all dizzy with some weirdo’s lips wrapped around yours. But damn it you’re breathin’ again! And isn’t that all that really matters at the moment?
ARIES (MARCH 21 — APRIL 19) Like a Greek god crazy with passion hurl your thunderbolts and send down a rain of fire upon your creation! Destroy that which you made show that your power’s unsurpassed and literally have yourself a blast. But what’ll be even more impressive than that is when you build it all again only better from scratch!
TAURUS (APRIL 20 — MAY 20) In the immortal words of Rob Base and DJ EZ Rock “Joy and pain/ Like sunshine and rain” and this weekend your karmic forecast is callin’ for a 70 per cent chance of showers. Ain’t no use ragin’ against the precipitation ’cause the sun’s gonna show its face again. You just have to dress a wee bit warmer until it does.
GEMINI (MAY 21 — JUNE 20) You should be happy your main man Mercury’s back on track so after a period of some pain it’s time to actively pursue some pleasure. Whether it’s physical intellectual or emotional is entirely your choosin’ readin’ a good book can be as pleasurable as partyin’ and boozin’. You just need you some fun!
CANCER (JUNE 21 — JULY 22) Were you aware there’s a traitor in our midst? One who uses faux friendships as a tool towards a selfishly desired outcome? A person who is superficially intimate until the opportunities presented by the strategic relationship dry up? Don’t worry they’ll be dealt with soon. For enemies like that the cosmos hires a goon!
LEO (JULY 23 — AUG. 22) A new age calls for a new wage and a new way of makin’ money. If you can master the paradigm switch you’ll be able to switch a pair o’ dimes for every one you presently earn and double your income with extra to burn. Sure you’ll encounter lots of trouble but you’ll be able to live in a much bigger bubble!
VIRGO (AUG. 23 — SEPT. 22) When times are tense emotion has no trouble jumpin’ to a conclusion just to have some kinda solution to the irritation caused by the situation. Of course emotion ain’t known for thinkin’ things through. That’s a job for intellect to do. This week let the latter make the call on what action to take if any at all!
LIBRA (SEPT. 23 — OCT. 22) You’re pretty plugged-in to the universe’s power to maintain balance but what about your power? What about your talents? Unless you believe in them and in makin’ the world a more beautiful place your fate will be to fall flat on your face. Good thing your lack of confidence should start to fade now Mercury’s no longer retrograde!
